Bullseye

A tatoo on the lower back of a person (hopefully female) that is in the cross-hairs of man's orgasm.

I missed the bullseye last night. I will give it another try tonight!

by Xray_man69 September 14, 2006

bullseye bitch

A sexual act. When a guy is getting his joint copped (head or jerk off), and the girl doesn't want to get the jizz on her, he waits until right before he's about to cum and then smacks her hand so she aims his dick at her face and . . . bullseye bitch!

Girl: "Don't get any on me alright?"

Guy: "Don't worry. I'm about to cum . . . oh . . . (smack) . . . bullseye bitch!!"

by Crazy Irish Mike May 13, 2006

trishot bullseye

lay down a girl, and simultaneously shit on her chest, jizz on her face, and throw up all over her. youve just performed the trishot bullseye.

some 2nd grader looked at me wrong, so i gave the bitch the trishot bullseye. thats why i can never go back to being a teacher.

by ballcuzzi April 20, 2005

Bullseye

Said by Eric Cartman on the show South Park after he as successfully turned himself into a retard to win the prize money in the Special Olympics.

"Bullseye" Cartman said as he looked at himself in the mirror.

by Steve J. Talon April 6, 2010

bullseye

To drop a turd in the toilet with such precision that the water splashes straight up and hits the anus. Much a kin to a perfect dive that splashes up and makes no ripples in the water.

Hey! Guys! I just went to the crapper and guess what? Bullseye!

by kendo January 21, 2004

San Francisco bullseye

1. A goatee, small beard framing a man's mouth.
2. Beard hair making a bullseye for your gay lovers manhood.

I had a goatee for years until it became the international sign for a San Francisco bullseye. You'd have to be gay or an engineer to still be wearing one...

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

hit the bullseye

When you think someone is gay and then your suspicions get confirmed

I saw this girl and my gaydar pinged. Then i started speaking to her and said she had a girlfriend, I hit the bullseye

by Too cool and too gay July 7, 2018