Bulgaria

A piece of land, populated by people with absolutely no deep psychological issues, who are not neurotic at all. Also a land, populated by the most well-educated people. Every single bulgarian knows everything about history, football, women/men, advanced geopolitics, investing in cryptocurrency, psychology, medicine, conspiracies, religion...you name it - they know it. An excellent environment for upbringing children, if you wish them not to become ignorant, oblivious, 1-dimensional and genuinely stupid alcoholics and/or heroin junkies. The pinnacle of human evolution. Only quality content in there.

"Why is that boy acting so weird? Is he from Bulgaria?"

"Oh, yeah, I once went to that shitty place. What was it called? Bulgaria?"

"Dude, last night I had sex with that godly girl! She's so stupid and profane, but she's a thunderstorm in bed!"
"Oh, you mean that chick from Bulgaria? Yeah, she's a dumb whore!"

by Chad Broski Maximum April 28, 2022

bulgarian

Extremely attractive, charming, intelligent person with a strong desire to reach the top.
Not to be mistaken with 'crazy bulgarian' referring to the hairy, masculine, sleazy type that couldn't pick up a prostitute.

I'm going out with that bulgarian guy tonight.

That chick is hotter than anything I have ever seen. She must be bulgarian.

by WeiSTD March 9, 2004

Bulgaria

yah who ever in his life has visited bulgaria will know that although its government...well...sucks it still is the best in DA WORLD it has beautiful women and kind people.Beautiful sea and lovely mountains(bansko)so don't spaek shitty things about it like:
"When I went to bulgaria, I got 5 different veneral diseases. There are no places to buy condoms, for, when the Russians tried to bring them, they were shot on sight." because this is allllllll false a big lie-try to enjoy your time and be sure to visit one of the centre schools in the capital-Sofia-viz."7-th school,Sv. Sedmochislenitsi" :)))

have fun and come again to Bulgaria

by mur(marlena):P May 13, 2006

bulgarian

I would never have believed it until I met some myself, but it is true - Bulgarian women are the hottest in the world. - most beautiful I've met anyway.

- that is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen
- must be Bulgarian

by JackS112 November 24, 2006

bulgarian

Undoubtedly one of the most beautiful nations of this planet.

N1: Damn son, dat bitch is fryin' like a mofoka!

N2: F'sho D, I'mma put it up insida her...

N1: Sorry to tell y'brah, but dat honey only go out wit her calibah...

by Jesus August 8, 2004

Bulgaria

A country where at 15 you can find weed in 10 minutes, but not buy Monster at Billa.

Bulgaria is shit!

by UrMomGayLmaoooo December 29, 2020

bulgaria

A country founded in 681 and been fucking Byzantines, Greeks, Serbians, Turks, and other kinds of shit since then (we got fucked up during the world wars but that doesn't matter) , the country is famous for its beautiful women (the most beautiful in the world), the rakiya ( very strong alcohol that only bulgarians can drink, if you are a foreigner, don't drink it, it will kill you ), and the yoghurt. Bulgarians struggle to survive because of the lack of money, but I fucking love it.

"I went to Bulgaria last year. It was great except for the black guys that robbed me and fucked me in the ass, I think tha cops called them "lainqni mangali""

by Simo April 24, 2005