buttfucking

When two people, most probably women of the eastern influence, drive down the same road, at the same speed, blocking every possible lane. Those people are buttfucking.

Damn nigga, those two chinks hella be buttfucking Almaden Expy all the way to McKean. I wanna shoot them bitches wit mah hand cannon.

by Clan Nigz January 16, 2010

Bull fucking a cowshit

A kind of bullshit but with more emphasis on seriousness and humor at the same time

Professor after handing test paper: I don't think you passed.
Student: *You: 20/100, Average: 60/100* Bull fucking a cowshit! How did this happen?!

by wwiidogefighter July 13, 2016

buttfucking

punishment one receives after incompetence at work, usually performed by manager or senior member of staff

why the fuck did you do that! jesus h christ im gonna take you down that cellar and bend you over that 22 galloner and give you the buttfucking only piles in a puff's palace would stop!!

by TomUK May 16, 2006

Bullfuckingshit

A word used to describe a situation or thing that is incredibly unfair and worse than bs.

That test was completely bullfuckingshit!

by TypiAsia October 12, 2020

BUTTFUCKING TITLICK

A stupid SHIT that like to fuck a guy IN THE BALLS AND IS A GAYASS SHITFUCKER!!!! he likes to fuck up the ass on Thursdays after smoking grass WHICH I DONT MEAN MARIJUANA I MEAN ACTUAL FUCKIN GRASS HE GOT FROM LAWN CLIPPINGS

"What a Buttfucking Titlick Taylor is!"

by dirty old mans 27th ballsac October 18, 2008

Bullcocking

To be totally chill and awesome. Usually someone with the initials of R.T. Must be super hilarious, and attractive. Can take the form of a girl. (Especially, when its a girl)

Instead of.. "I'm so fly like a G6"

Say: "I'm so bullcocking right now"

by AnoBW April 19, 2011

bullfuckingshit

Beyond bullshit. Used when some random person tells you a relationship ("she wants to be your girlfriend") or hook-up lie.

There are four types of bull:
Bull = dumb / rubbish
Bullcrap = a terrible situation
Bullshit = an absolute lie or threat
Bullfuckingshit* = more than an absolute lie; describes high school romantic rumors and lies

*Politer way to use if under 18: bullfreakingcrap OR bullfreakingshit

One girl told me my crush was single and wants to go out with me and my crush said she already has a boyfriend. That one girl is telling me bullfuckingshit!

by dangnuggets June 7, 2016