bulge nuts

when you can see someones nuts through their pants cuz theyre so tight

the jonas brothers have bulge nuts

by deekra October 5, 2008

bulge chafing nooksniffer

A complete fuck ass This can be someone you hate or one of you're friends. This can also be someone whos a pain in the ass.

YOU ARE SUCH A BULGE CHAFING NOOKSNIFFER.

God Tony is just a bulge chafing nooksniffer

by Genderlessbork December 19, 2017

Bulge Vulture

Definition: One who visually preys on the rounded swelling/protuberance near or around a males groin area. Giving the preyer a sense of sexual & mental satisfaction.

Synonyms: sexual predator, pervert, creep.

The Bulge Vulture peered at the men as they walked through the front office.

by You're welcome. January 10, 2018

Bulge check

1. When a female looks at a male's genital area in their process of sizing him up. (As if a man's flaccid penis is any indication of size!); 2. The habitual grabbing of one's balls through their pants as if to check if they still have them, or to show off size to females. (an ironically unattractive action); 3. When a real man adjusts himself because...he has to. (What?)

First guy: "Bulge check! Dude, can she make it any more obvious?"

Second guy: "Yeah. Is she a slut? She acts like we men don't see them checking us out."

First guy: "Ladies, I'm up here."

by Jack Offa September 5, 2010

bulge hunt

when a girl goes out looking for bulges in guy's crotch area

Stacy and Jennifer went on the train and bulge hunt for the biggest bulge!

by elcrotcho January 17, 2014

Bulge Migration

A process that occurs as women age. When women are young their curiosity is fixated on the bulge in the front of a man's trousers. As they age they become much less concerned with this and their curiosity is placed in the size of the bulge in the man's rear pocket. So, women look for the bulge to migrate front to back as they age.

The MILF bypassed the hansome young man with ripped abs, and gravitated toward the man with the expensive watch and designer suit, even though he was butt ugly, 75 pounds over weight, and was 20 years her senior. The young mans' self assurance was shattered by a classic case of bulge migration.

by Lone Wolf Jax November 12, 2011

bulge bracket

in the business or finance world, refers to the "heavy-hitters" or "top-dogs", the players who have the money, power, and prestige

Upon closing the multi-billion dollar M&A deal, Alex had officially entered Wall Street's bulge bracket.

by slinkerseven September 30, 2006