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double-budded

(Adj.) To have earbuds placed in both ears at moderate to high volume in a workplace or social setting, in a bid to deliberately tune out others around you.

Earbuds may also be worn but not actually turned on, as a visual repellent to any social interaction.

(Coined by Heather C******** at ***** Labs)
"Stacy was double-budded while the new protocol was announced."

"Hey Chase..."
Chase, out of sight on far side of the room: "..."
"CHASE."
Chase: "..."
"...He must be double-budded."
by Yargengee March 23, 2019
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Poo Buddies

Poo buddies: A bond of friendship, similar in meaning and action to "blood brothers".

Performed by 2 or more friends excreting fecal matter into their hands and exchanging a firm handshake or high five.

Can also be done by dipping your pinkie into your arsehole and then doing a pinkie handshake (also known as a "pooey pinkie")
Mum: Hi kids, if the phone rings can yo... uh, what on earth is that smell?!

Julian: Sam and I just became poo buddies!

Mum: What the...? You stupid little cunts!!
by I love clubbing seals April 4, 2010
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Baddest

Toughest, coolest.

Always used complimentary, unless used by someone who has poor grammar and does not know that the superlative form of "bad" is "worst".

Ironically, "baddest" and "worst" are complete opposites, despite the fact that at first glance, they appear to be synonyms.
Don't mess with Harold, he's the baddest one here!
by Rodney Basil July 10, 2004
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BudderCreme

BudderCreme, or Budder (for short), is the description of a friend acting gay like, often through advertising fake advertising of Brazzers and PornHub Premium accounts, and a girlfriend.

Not to be confused with BudderCreming: the ejaculation to virtual girls, through cock and ball toture.

BudderCremes also have the tendancy to cancel flights, and call other friends gay.
"My friend, BudderCreme is gei.", "Budder is very gei"
by SyntraxSeineMum June 3, 2021
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blazing buddies

Friends you smoke with commonly, usually 3 people or more. Which involve sharing marijuana and passing the smoking device to one another.
Hey blazing buddies, pass the bud and the bowl.
by Tactics November 17, 2007
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Hole Buddies

Two guys who have had sex with the same girl at the same or different times.

The male version of pole buddies.
Steve, did you have sex with Stephanie? Because so did Mike, that make your hole buddies.
by no, this guy February 6, 2013
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sext buddies

Like fuck buddies or friends with benefits, except your relationship almost solely exists via sexual texts or emails. In fact, you may have only met in person once (or never).
When Sally met Harry at the bar and gave him her number, she hoped he'd ask her out on a date. They texted back and forth a few times, but Harry lived in another state and eventually they became regular sext buddies instead.
by mythumps March 6, 2014
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