Bruiseshipping

A pairing between two gay ass boys.
One is in denial and dates a whore to forget his gay thoughts.
The other is super gay and cant even hide it.
He’s also depressed.

“I read this mega gay Bruiseshipping fanfiction yesterday”

by Yeahihatemyself February 21, 2019

Blurse

When something is both a blessing and a curse.

Sarah found her large breasts had always been something of a blurse, while they filled out her shirt nicely she got tired of men not looking her in her eyes.

by JMH and Ryan Thomas January 18, 2009

bruise-cut

A bruise with a cut on top of it. It may or may not bleed. This particular injury is usually associated with core sports activity.

<a man skateboarding falls> Dude what you'd get... a bruise-cut?

by Jorden Elliott May 4, 2008

bruhseh

bruh + jahseh = bruhseh
its bruh x 10, big bruh moment

person 1: my mum got in a car crash yesterday and is on life support
person 2: bruhseh

by erec chen September 17, 2019

junk bruise

the sore spot (sometimes a bruise) caused by the thwapping of the male genitalia against either the thigh or its components.

I went streaking last night and got some major junk bruise.

by gingertonic March 15, 2011

Party Bruises

The bruises that appear seemingly overnight on your body which can only be accounted for by blaming them on last night's extreme level of intoxication.

I woke up this morning with so many Party Bruises! I guess I should not have tried to ride the mechanical bull....three times...again...

by Drunk Bob July 18, 2016

kentucky ass bruise

A series of scratches from the ass crack flairing up and out likes rays of Kentucky sunshine. Usually found on children too young to know better

My nephew keeps scratching at his ass crack under his diaper. If he doesn’t stop it will give him a Kentucky ass bruise like he’s shitting an asterisk.

by Cor Riversprite March 10, 2019