When you go out with a friend and in order for your friend to get the hot girl you have to take the ugly one.
From the Bruno Mars song ''I'd catch a grenade for ya''
People by the name Sam usually do this.
Dude last night I did the biggest Bruno for you. That bitch was fat and ugly. She looked like a dropped meat pie.
by MERT July 1, 2012
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Did you see that guy freak out over nothing
Yeah, his name is Bruno
by nochillnames April 7, 2016
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The act between two homosexual men where one rapidly plunges the ass of the other.
I’am so going to bruno you tonight..
by Infamous12345 July 9, 2018
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a dick loving steroid using fag, has a little dick due to steroids cant pull any hoes cant lift weights and looks like a thumb from spy kids
by stevethe guy December 8, 2016
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The biggest and sexiest gay Austrian since Adolf Hitler (note: Hitler wasn't gay, he was just a bitch.. nor was he sexy.)

Also the sexy and most charming (and most fabulous) man who could get any woman he wanted, if only he weren't so gay. Now stop staring at his kugelsack!
Me 1: Bruno ist totally sexy, yes?
Random person 1: yes he is, I go coocoo for his kugelsack!
Random person 2: Bruno's kugelsack? Well count me in! *crank it up plays*
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The personification of ugly: Just some annoying bread head who is as Gay as a three dollar bill and thinks that he's always right.
A: Look at that Bruno over there!
B:you mean that ugly Kid that sucks at Skateboarding?
A:exactly.
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A person who is arrogant and is in love with his computer so much, that he thinks his computer loves him back!
Dude, stop staring at your computer... you're turning into a Bruno!
by Diety CZ February 3, 2010
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