The bruises that appear seemingly overnight on your body which can only be accounted for by blaming them on last night's extreme level of intoxication.
I woke up this morning with so many Party Bruises! I guess I should not have tried to ride the mechanical bull....three times...again...
by Drunk Bob July 18, 2016
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My nephew keeps scratching at his ass crack under his diaper. If he doesn’t stop it will give him a Kentucky ass bruise like he’s shitting an asterisk.
by Cor Riversprite March 10, 2019
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Someone who's tough and doesn't get taken down easily, someone who has a history of being in fights and winning.
That Tony was a bruiser, he'd get knocked down and bounce right back up, then he knock em down and they'd never stand up.
by calypso April 4, 2005
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Person A: "Dude, my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend was a real cunt bruiser."
Person B: "How can you tell?"
Person A: "Better question, how can't you? Ever seen Saw II?"
Person B: "How can you tell?"
Person A: "Better question, how can't you? Ever seen Saw II?"
by van Orden December 14, 2010
Get the Cunt Bruiser mug.Briseyda is a very beautiful girl!!!A gorgeous girl who is so beautiful she intimidates guys with her beauty.She a shy type of girl,that always looks out for her friends.And is very smart!Girls are jealous of her, guys wanna have her.Shes an honest and loving person who isnt afraid to speak the truth.She is a good person INSIDE an OUT! She is always pretty no matter what, morning, noon, and night. She is prettier if she is a brown haired and brown-eyed!! She is trustful and the best friend you can ever have!A Briseyda is smart, generous, thoughtful, artistic, creative, kind, caring, amazing person.You don’t want to lose her!
by Briseyda November 12, 2017
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by charliechaplin33 September 23, 2009
Get the brown bruiser mug.This is a car game,but instead of spotting volkswagen beetles,you're spotting pt cruisers. When a pt cruiser is spotted,you slug somebody in the car and say 'pt cruiser bruiser red'.
Fred and tom were driving down the interstate and fred spotted a blue pt cruiser. He slugged tom in the arm and hollered 'pt cruiser bruiser blue'.
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