bruce the bus driver

Bruce the bus driver is an evil man he loves little children and loves sucking lily pops he will chew on your toes and eat sloppy hamburgers

Bruce the bus driver is evil!

by Boy on the bus March 7, 2017

Dan & Bruce

A common trope where there are two brothers that work together.

And people be like, "Oh, that is so Dan & Bruce"

I think I saw Dan & Bruce talking to a lady named Grace

by point c August 9, 2023

Danny Worsnop and Ben Bruce

Danny and Ben are Asking Alexandria's finest lads they are good looking and great singers. Also they are from a British band that is very popular all over the world.

Girl: Isn't that Danny Worsnop and Ben Bruce from Asking Alexandria?
Boy: Oh my yes it is.

by Nannon December 7, 2013

Dirty Bruce

The act of scratching another person's genitalia, immediately forcing them to smell your hand.

My dad locked me in the garage and gave me the nastiest Dirty Bruce E.V.E.R!

by iRepMyDougie April 3, 2011

G'Day Bruce

An Australian game, usually played on school camps or as a drinking game. In G'day Bruce, everyone sits in a circle. There's usually at minimum around 4 players, and at max 20 or so. Everyone's name is Bruce. The starting player turns to the person on their left, and says "G'day Bruce!" The person responds "G'day Bruce." The starting player then says "say G'day to Bruce, Bruce," pointing to the third person in the circle.

Obviously, it can get a bit confusing. It goes on like this until someone messes up (e.g, taking too long to respond, saying the wrong thing, using the wrong name, et cetera) and then their name changes to something else. In most games, the hierarchy is like this: Bruce - Steve - Gazza - Sheila - Binchicken. So when a Bruce messes up, their name turns to Steve, when a Steve messes up they become a Gazza, et cetera et cetera. Everyone in the circle has to keep track of everyone's names, which gets very confusing very quick. When someone becomes a Binchicken, if they mess up, they're out of the game for good.

The last person to have not become a kicked out binchicken wins. If this is used as a drinking game, it's the exact same but people have to take a drink everytime they mess up.

Bruce #1: G'day Bruce!
Bruce #2: G'day Bruce.
Bruce #1: Say G'day to Bruce, Bruce.

Bruce #2: G'day Bruce.
Bruce #3: G'day Bruce.
Bruce #2: G'day --
Bruce #3: Aw, mate, you messed up. You're a Steve now.

So on so forth.

by makkapakka-akkawakka June 30, 2020

Don't Be A Bruce

A Bruce is defined by a male friend of yours that is giving up drinking with his guy friends to hang out with his friends because he feels "tired" or needs to "hang out with his girlfriend".. Or leaves a night of drinking early because of these reasons.

Out with a couple of friends one night, and one friend has to leave around 10 PM to go chill with his girlfriend on a boys night out! He would be labeled a BRUCE !

Don't Be A bruce !!

by Paulie G D. October 25, 2008

Don't Be A Bruce

A Bruce, is a friend(s) that makes up excuses not to go have a boys night out.

You're out with your boys for a boys night out. One of your boys turns to you and says he has to leave. You turn to him and ask why. He then says he has to go chill with his girlfriend or just doesn't feel like having a late night out... If it's before 11 PM, he is being a BRUCE ! When he insists on leaving you simply say " Don't Be A Bruce "

by Paul Zorro October 30, 2008