broderism

The worship of bipartisanship for its own sake, combined with a fake "pox on both their houses" attitude. The main goal is the establishment of a permanent ruling class of Washington insiders, our betters who know better. It is their rough agenda which is sold as "centrism" even when it has no actual relationship with the political center in a meaningful way. The establishment of an aristocratic class in America.

The belief that it all sides are equal and must compromise at all times. Regardless of the final outcome or the level of understanding or intelligence presented by each side.

Mark Foley had a bad relationship with pages; Sen. Vitter has visited Prositutes in New Orleans and Washington; Sen Craig tried to proposition an undercover officer; Newt Gingrich had multiple afairs; Duke Cunningham was bribed with Prostitutes; but William Jefferson had money in his fridge so both sides are clearly evil.

Wow, that's quite a Broderism.

by Brother Maynard October 8, 2007

Broderick-Flail

A dance-like, thrashing, spastic type movement that begins with the body's lower extremities being pointed outward in a duck-like fashion while the upper body is squatted with elbows at awkward angles to the rest of the body. Movement patterns are unpredictible and sporadic but frequently conclude with somewhat of an artistic finesse including the pointing of a toe or an extra hop followed by a slightly elevated chin.

The girl used a Broderick-Flail type movement on the Beam Ball court.

by Guatemalan Chocolate May 3, 2010

pussy broker

a guy that sets a friend up with a girl. Said girl is usually a strong contender for an easy lay, solid hookup, date or relationship. The pussy broker (PB) acts as a matchmaker or pimp of sorts. This negotiation is discussed with the friend ahead of time and the PB gets a favor of some kind that usually involves sexual exploitation of said setup (like pictures of the girl naked or a video of sex with said girl). Bonus Points are given if said girl is an ex-girlfriend of the PB.

"My buddy did a great job as my pussy broker this weekend. He set me up with a real freak and all i had to do was take a picture of her tits!"

"I really need to get some ass. I need to call up my PB and see who he can set me up with."

by nunzio19 July 22, 2009

Brovermind

The hivemind of bros that exists around the world. The Brovermind is a belief that all bros are connected through their brohemianism. The Brovermind is an evolution of the Overmind from Starcraft.

Bro #1 WE ARE LEGION. SUBMIT TO THE BROVERMIND
Bro #2 WE ARE LEGION. SUBMIT TO THE BROVERMIND
Bro #3 WE ARE LEGION. SUBMIT TO THE BROVERMIND
Bro #4 WE ARE LEGION. SUBMIT TO THE BROVERMIND
Bro #5 WE ARE LEGION. SUBMIT TO THE BROVERMIND

by pelican95 September 30, 2010

Broberlin

The small but ever-present population of bros at Oberlin College. They are an endangered species compared to the dominant Oberlin archetype, the Bearded Flannel, but still manage to consume more food than is proportional to their numbers. They are constantly in contact with their female counterparts, who constitute Hoberlin.

Bearded Flannel #1: Who took a bite out of my organic vegan flax seed muffin in the fridge?
Bearded Flannel #2: Oh yeah, Broberlin came in about 3:00 last night and ate everything in sight.

by honey.badger September 28, 2011

Broder

to waste time and/or energy in an attempt to fail at some task

1. I didn't want to go to the meeting so I Brodered back and forth between my office and the lunch room for 15 minutes until it started. Then I didn't go because it would have been rude to show up late.
2. I didn't want to have hamburgers again today, so last night I Brodered all the propane away by leaving the barbeque running after I was done cooking.

by drbradfo February 15, 2013

Broner

When a fan of my little pony get's an erection.

When Derpy first spoke I got a wicked broner.

by Brony98 September 2, 2012