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brosketti

a friend that is your bro and likes spaghetti as much as you.
hey brosketti, what’s up?
by efmnagw February 16, 2019
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broskination

The sociological phenomenon of an entire community being driven straight into the ground by one extremely loud idiot. The result of a single selfish moron's endless brute-force bout of stealing relevance for himself by working tirelessly every day and night to demand help and attention from a community while giving absolutely nothing back to it.
We held out for as long as we could, but eventually the incessant broskination eroded away any hope for this community's future.
by Immolate Lank May 4, 2017
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Broskiette

The female version of Broski, so all the cool female-skis can join the males and non-binaries in being totally bro-tastic. Here's the new and improved Broski and Broskiette bible; the bro-ble!

THE BROSKI CREED!

As Broskis and Broskiettes, we pledge our allegiance to one another. Through the brightest days and the darkest nights, we shall walk together. In sickness and in health, we shall party hard. All Broskis and Broskiettes are made equal and shall be treated as such.
This is the code of the Broskis.

THE LAWS!

1. No Broski shall be denied broskiship under any circumstances including race, gender, sexuality, or religion. Those being persecuted of discrimination shall be faced with permanent removal from the Broski community.

5. The only time when wearing girl's clothing is acceptable is... ALWAYS! Here at broski, we combat our toxic masculinity by respecting women and working to feel secure in our gender identity.

6. A Broski should never hook up with another Broski's s/o. If the accused Broski is found out, then the accusing Broski has the right to call him into the ring for 10 rounds of hacky-sack.

11. Broskis may not shame anyone of any gender for crying or expressing their feelings. Here at Broski, we support each other. If a Broski is upset, it falls upon all other broskis to make them feel better.

21. Broski's DO NOT say "legit". Any broski who is caught saying "legit" will face indefinite suspension.

22. Snitches get stitches.
Broskiette Sophia: "Hey fellow Broski! Have you been respecting people today?"
Broski Tristan: : "Absolutely Broskiette! Have you been reading your bro-ble?"
Broskiette Sophia: "Every day, Broski!"
by No Capes October 15, 2020
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broskita

feminine version of saying broski or broskito, implies very chill vibe
Chick: *does homework*
Guy: *doesnt do homework*
Guy: "Yo broskita lemme copy the homework"
by HussarWithAVendetta February 12, 2023
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broskinaut

One of your bros that is an astronaut or high up in your group of friends.
Dude how about we only take the broskinauts out to the weed garden.
by swhiting August 9, 2010
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broskinator

To be a real g, most likely sells juuls
A broskinator is the Type of dude that gets jump my there niggas and wins and they have so much respect they give him free weed
by Kiddkevinkind September 21, 2018
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broskilla

Best-friends that would be willing to kill somebody for them.
“Dood your so amazing, I think we’re gunna be broskilla’s for life.”
by Lemonsugar September 13, 2019
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