Typically a female who is a "bro" but can't really be a "bro" without being male. Brosita's are equal to Bro's and are also as Badass as them if not more. They do not drive lifted trucks as more or less Classic trucks like 1966 Chevy Pick-ups. They live their life the way they want and don't take shit from anyone. Pronounced "bro-seet-ah."
by Liz-Orion July 4, 2011
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Widowed-Bro: . . . nah (disappointedly turns away)
Dude: You alright man?
Widowed-Bro: . . . (Thinking about a time he and his bros took a road trip to New Mexico and stole a horse-cop's horse and used it to commandeer an oxen and 12 hundred dollars worth of cattle)
Dude: Dude!
Widowed-Bro: Sorry . . . just thinking about this thing me and my bros once stole
Dude: You need to stop being so brostalgic and live in reality.
Widowed-Bro: I can't help my brostalgia. I loved Ted "T-Killa" Jones. He was my main bro . . . Goddamn it! I told him not to play 13 consecutive games of Flip Cup with Everclear grain alcohol. (A single brostalgic tear rolls down his cheek)
Widowed-Bro: . . . nah (disappointedly turns away)
Dude: You alright man?
Widowed-Bro: . . . (Thinking about a time he and his bros took a road trip to New Mexico and stole a horse-cop's horse and used it to commandeer an oxen and 12 hundred dollars worth of cattle)
Dude: Dude!
Widowed-Bro: Sorry . . . just thinking about this thing me and my bros once stole
Dude: You need to stop being so brostalgic and live in reality.
Widowed-Bro: I can't help my brostalgia. I loved Ted "T-Killa" Jones. He was my main bro . . . Goddamn it! I told him not to play 13 consecutive games of Flip Cup with Everclear grain alcohol. (A single brostalgic tear rolls down his cheek)
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Get the Brolita mug.Like sisstalk. When you go online to find information in profiles, etc. about what's going on in your brother's life because it's easier than picking up the phone and calling him.
Jane: My brother bought a new car.
Jenn: You called him?
Jane: No, he never answers his phone. I just brostalked him.
Jenn: You called him?
Jane: No, he never answers his phone. I just brostalked him.
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