Brosita 

Typically a female who is a "bro" but can't really be a "bro" without being male. Brosita's are equal to Bro's and are also as Badass as them if not more. They do not drive lifted trucks as more or less Classic trucks like 1966 Chevy Pick-ups. They live their life the way they want and don't take shit from anyone. Pronounced "bro-seet-ah."

Dude, my girlfriend is such a Brosita. We we're playing Call of Duty when she got a 44 kill streak.

Brosita by Liz-Orion July 4, 2011

Brostalgia

A wistful or excessively sentimental yearning for return to a past period with your bro or bros.

Dude: Yo, let's steal the napkin-holder from this bar.
Widowed-Bro: . . . nah (disappointedly turns away)
Dude: You alright man?
Widowed-Bro: . . . (Thinking about a time he and his bros took a road trip to New Mexico and stole a horse-cop's horse and used it to commandeer an oxen and 12 hundred dollars worth of cattle)
Dude: Dude!
Widowed-Bro: Sorry . . . just thinking about this thing me and my bros once stole
Dude: You need to stop being so brostalgic and live in reality.
Widowed-Bro: I can't help my brostalgia. I loved Ted "T-Killa" Jones. He was my main bro . . . Goddamn it! I told him not to play 13 consecutive games of Flip Cup with Everclear grain alcohol. (A single brostalgic tear rolls down his cheek)

Brostalgia by The Sebastian November 21, 2009

BroStacho 

What you call your BRO who has a MUSTACHE.

🔥 What's up BROSTACHO

BroStacho by ClassicRonnie July 21, 2019

Brosistance

When a dude is having problems and calls on another dude for assistance.

Man I'm having major girl problems I need brosistance.

Brosistance by Face!!!!! July 25, 2009

Brolita 

Like a Lolita, but the male equivalent to.

"Wow, that Brolita really turned on that cougar."

Brolita by tylercee January 15, 2010

brostalk 

Like sisstalk. When you go online to find information in profiles, etc. about what's going on in your brother's life because it's easier than picking up the phone and calling him.

Jane: My brother bought a new car.
Jenn: You called him?
Jane: No, he never answers his phone. I just brostalked him.

brostalk by lbeeee June 1, 2009

Brostard 

A short person who wears specs and stabs a bro in the back by dating the girl he was supposed to help the bro get

Bro1: hey look there is Saadi!!
Bro2: no man thats a Brostard

Brostard by Omer Mirza July 10, 2012