Richard Brooker

Richard Brooker is a man originally from England who moved to the United States in the early 80's. Needing a job, he answered an ad in Dramalogue magazine for the role of a large man in an un-named horror film (he is 6'3). He later discovered the role was that of psychopathic mama's boy/mass murderer Jason Voorhees, and the film was to be Friday the 13th: Part III. Since then, Brooker has starred in "Deathstalker", "Deep Sea Conspiracy", and was in an episode of "Trapper John, M.D.". Brooker now does mostly directing and TV production.

Richard Brooker was the first Jason to wear the hockey mask.

by locutusofdouche February 17, 2010

truffle blooder

Truffle blooder is when you have sexual intercourse with your
lady towards the end of her menstrual cycle. The reddish/tan buttery substance
around her pussy is truffle blooder.

Homie 1: Hey man, my girl been on her rag fo 5 days now and I
was tryna beat

Homie 2: So did you?
Homie 1: Yeah, Got some truffle blooder tho cause she waddnt
finished with that crimson wave

by Pansithero April 14, 2015

Brookering

The stimulation of a female's clitorus with the use of 2 or less fingers and which is not followed by sexual intercourse.

Brookering is the art of say pulling a female on a weekend and giving her some stimulation but then not sealing the deal that night or on any subsequent occassion.

by Ginger Pigeon October 23, 2011

broderick shower

The cleansing of one's genitalia, whilst squatting in the bathtub; remaining clothed from the waist up.
Preferrably done in a cheap motel prior to adulterous intercourse.

"Oh no! Mary will be here soon. I hope I have enough time to take a Broderick Shower as my cock and balls are absolutely filthy. I hope she has done the same."

by Mr. McAllister July 16, 2008

broderick

Washing just your balls in the bathtub, like Matthew Broderick in the movie, Election.

Are you gonna shower?
Nah, I only have time for a quick Broderick.

by Garvey March 14, 2007

browder

Occurs when a brogan has been ground into powder. Often used to make broganite.

After drinking a bottle of single malt, Colonel Moodus laid a particularly violent brogan which made outstanding browder for the local infantry.

by Boon March 1, 2004

broder

Originated in Miami. Cuban slang for "brother".

It is pronounced as if you were trying to say the word "brother" with a heavy Cuban accent.

Oye broder, how u doin'?

by =305=786=MIA~PRIDE== September 13, 2007