Blondediet

1) Food eaten prepared by a Blonde Chef

2) What a Blonde actually eats.

3) Sometimes Slang for Oral Sex on a Blonde with a "hot twat"

by Jenny L April 22, 2003

branded content

Long, boring advertisements on YouTube that no-one in their right mind would ever watch

"I just watched that awesome new piece of Branded Content from Dave's Autos," said no one ever.

by whatlofi January 3, 2014

Bronied

When you have a bad day and your friends try to cheer you up by buying you a 3D printer and program it to print my little ponies in rainbow glitter when you start it up.

Once, during covid, James started a weekly happy hour call for a bunch of misfits to get together and keep sane. In the discord channel he said he wanted to feel normal again. Then Michael got sick. James and Sean and Justin and Josh and Pete and Kyle and their family and friends decided to buy him a present to cheer him up. They bronied him good!

by Shiv Lowe October 21, 2022

Branded

The act of giving someone an intentional scar, bruise, scratch, or cut. Typically used in gangs, as punishments, or for sexual reasons.

Damn man, I lost the bet so I gotta get branded.

by youalilbitch August 27, 2017

mall branded

when a person only wears clothes from the mall.
one who wears exclusively hollister, abercrombie & fitch, american eagle, and other mall brands clearly plastered across their clothes. a mall branded person usually has no sense of original style and wears what the manequinns are wearing which makes them look like every other mainstream teen.

"That girl is so mall branded, look at her abercrombie jeans and hollister hoodie and t-shirt. I see that every day and it is starting to get very boring."

by cocochanel756 September 29, 2006

branded

being completely controlled by your girlfriend or boyfriend even more so than being whipped so that they leave their mark forever

Man i had to go candle shopping with my girlfriend in a pink polo because she thought i looked nice

Dude your so branded

by keecjl February 26, 2009

bronde

Someone who has hair that isnt quite brown and isnt quite blonde. So hair that maybe brown at the roots and blonde at the end.

hmm, i like my hair to be brown and blonde but i can't dye it both. I know ill dye it bronde!

by Supersonicet May 12, 2007