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Bromosexual 

A non-sexual orientation towards other bros, sometimes involving butt smacking, fist pumping like a pro, or chest bumps.
"Brad Pitt is such a stud, I would totally go on a Bro Date with him"

"Why do you have to be so Bromosexual?"
Bromosexual by nohomobromo May 19, 2010

Bromosexual 

A gay man, whether on the down low, who seems like he is totally 100% straight but happens to enjoy having sex with men. Theses guys may play football, be captain of the baseball team, or be the lead in the musical people won't question their sexuality until they see that he's having the sex with a man.

Opposite: artificial fruit
Football player: Yo Darien, you coming to the party tonight? There's gonna be tons of hot chicks.
Darien: Nah man I'm a bromosexual, ya know? Haha good game, though.
Football player: Ah right man sorry I forgot.

Darien: Don't sweat it
Bromosexual by ASDFLKJFDSOASFNAS October 3, 2013

bromosexual 

Used to define any self-absorbed idiot who is willing to do anything to see their name in urban dictionary.
brohan the bromosexual is an attention hog as his mommy neglected him when he was a kid.
bromosexual by a goodtbuser May 9, 2005

Bromosexual 

A hard man and a man's mans. Does not cry at anything nor does he get upset when children and women die however when it comes to his bro then he cries like a baby.
Examples of famous Bromosexuals are Rambo, Magneto, Xavier and Rocky
Bromosexual by KitKat1984 June 22, 2011

bromosexual 

A person with a sexual preference of that same sex who is still able or "stable" (for short) to kick it with "the bro's", or able to "bro out"
Yo that bromosexual made us build a fuckin pyramid.

Yo the bromosexual is making daviess give him a foot massage.
bromosexual by Bro from D-block January 13, 2008

bromosexual 

Hey that fag in his raised truck is so bromosexual!
bromosexual by Bear Norris March 25, 2009