A person who has to constantly give high fives to others over every trivial success or event. Usually male, and usually a douchedick.
Brock won at rock,paper,scissors and had to go around the room to give everyone high-fives to celebrate his success. Brock is a brofiver.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
Get the brofiver mug.*Pronoun* Kyle Broflovski, (Surname also spelled Brovlofski, Brovlovski, Broflovski, Brosloski, Broslofski, Broslovski, or by Eric Cartman, Kahl) is one of 4 main characters on the TV show South Park. Kyle is voiced by and based on co-creator Matt Stone. Kyle has a best friend named Stan. He is the oldest of two children in the only Jewish family in the town. Kyle has a younger brother named Ike, who was adopted from Canada. He is mostly famous for saying “You bastards!” when Kenny dies. Kyle wears a green ushanka, (the same kind of hat that many Soviets wore, however the ear flaps are not turned up) an orange jacket, dark green pants, and bright green mittens.
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Get the Kyle Broflovski mug.A truly genuine bro. Usually has a preppy sense of style, but not that "fake prep" Abercrombie, A&E bullshit. Brofaggio's tend to slay top-tier slampieces and are the opposite of a jabroni.
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Get the Broflaw mug.Brofish was used during a Tom Green show raid in early 2009. He was supposed to repeat "Brofist", but said "Brofish" which became a instant "meme" with in the 4chan community.
Brofish is a obscure Meme, and therefore a good one.
Brofish is a obscure Meme, and therefore a good one.
Kid on skype "HEY TOM!, can you look into the camera and say BROFIST(clenches fist)!?"
Tom Green: "Brofish? (clenches fist), BROFISH, BROOOOOFISH!"
Kid on skype: NO! BROFIST!
Tom Green: Brofish!
Kid on skype: facepalm** Then says "Fat N*gger" 5 times
Tom then gets mad and ends call. Then shortly after the online show.
Tom Green: "Brofish? (clenches fist), BROFISH, BROOOOOFISH!"
Kid on skype: NO! BROFIST!
Tom Green: Brofish!
Kid on skype: facepalm** Then says "Fat N*gger" 5 times
Tom then gets mad and ends call. Then shortly after the online show.
by 4chan.. July 3, 2009
Get the Brofish mug.A facebook/myspace profile created by your everyday, suburban middle-class Bro that contains the same generic descriptions that every dude thinks he should write.
Everything a Bro lists in one of these profiles in some way relates back to contemporary suburban schemas of what constitutes a desirable teenage male. It is absolutely imperative that the Bro makes everyone know how much he is partying, dominating in sports, having sex with lots of chicks, and not giving a shit about anything important or academic while still being a kind, easy-going, and somewhat sensitive guy.
Most of these Bros know they are tooling themselves out, but they also know that giving in to this douchery is the easiest and quickest method to secure their not-so-subtly inflated sense of self-worth. But hey, I suppose publicly selling one's soul to support this charade of intellectual and personal desecration has its perks, granted that you can find others who adopt this superficial and low image (which you can, and thus the downward spiral begins). The question is what is more haunting: the eagerness of today's youth to fulfill this stereotypical and empty persona, or the wide acceptance such individuals get from their peers that reinforces this lifestyle for indefinite future generations to come.
Everything a Bro lists in one of these profiles in some way relates back to contemporary suburban schemas of what constitutes a desirable teenage male. It is absolutely imperative that the Bro makes everyone know how much he is partying, dominating in sports, having sex with lots of chicks, and not giving a shit about anything important or academic while still being a kind, easy-going, and somewhat sensitive guy.
Most of these Bros know they are tooling themselves out, but they also know that giving in to this douchery is the easiest and quickest method to secure their not-so-subtly inflated sense of self-worth. But hey, I suppose publicly selling one's soul to support this charade of intellectual and personal desecration has its perks, granted that you can find others who adopt this superficial and low image (which you can, and thus the downward spiral begins). The question is what is more haunting: the eagerness of today's youth to fulfill this stereotypical and empty persona, or the wide acceptance such individuals get from their peers that reinforces this lifestyle for indefinite future generations to come.
Brofile: Broseph "Huge" Johnson
Activities: MAKING BANK, going 2 parties, sports, KICKIN IT, SMOKING BLUNTS, crusing in my F-150, smoking blunts WHILE cruising in my F-150, pumping iron at the gym
Interest: GIRLS, CARS, SPORTS, PARTYING, MUSIC, CHILLAXIN, FOOTBALL, THE BEACH
Music: anything but country LOL
Books: wut is a book?
About Me: I'm a chill guy who likes to relax and have a good time. I'm down to do whatever as long as it's fun. BP CHAMPION AND ZBT 4 LIFE!!!
Activities: MAKING BANK, going 2 parties, sports, KICKIN IT, SMOKING BLUNTS, crusing in my F-150, smoking blunts WHILE cruising in my F-150, pumping iron at the gym
Interest: GIRLS, CARS, SPORTS, PARTYING, MUSIC, CHILLAXIN, FOOTBALL, THE BEACH
Music: anything but country LOL
Books: wut is a book?
About Me: I'm a chill guy who likes to relax and have a good time. I'm down to do whatever as long as it's fun. BP CHAMPION AND ZBT 4 LIFE!!!
by kingofcheese February 24, 2009
Get the brofile mug.Someone who is a pal, but also an enemy: For example, an aquaintance on a rival sports team. Can also be used to describe someone who is usually a better freind when he does something antagonistic. Not to be confused with brofo which is entirely different.
Don't get too friendly with their quarterback - at best, you're just brofoes.
Why'd you rat me out man? Sometimes you can be such a brofoe!
Why'd you rat me out man? Sometimes you can be such a brofoe!
by Sethybanjo November 27, 2009
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