When a Bro disappears because he is hanging out with a girlfriend, family member or blames missing hanging out with other bros on work.
If they are missing precious Broments they are officially in the Witness Brotection Brogram.
If they are missing precious Broments they are officially in the Witness Brotection Brogram.
Bro 1: I haven't seen Nick in a week, and he hasn't texted me back.
Bro 2: Ever since he started dating Jen, he has been in the Witness Brotection Brogram and has been so lame.
Bro 1: I'm heart BRO-ken.
Bro 2: Ever since he started dating Jen, he has been in the Witness Brotection Brogram and has been so lame.
Bro 1: I'm heart BRO-ken.
by Tar 2750 January 18, 2010
Get the Witness Brotection Brogram mug.When two bros constantly text and let everyone know about their bromance over social media, but never hang out. Tends to intensify when these bros break up with their girlfriends and the friend group dissolves, or when both bros get new girlfriends and thus have no time for extracurricular activities.
Guy 1: "Man, Drake and Lil Wayne are solid bros."
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's why they stay single. If they had girlfriends, you know what would happen..."
Guy 1: "Long distance brolationship. Bro, I hope that never happens to us."
*man hug*
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's why they stay single. If they had girlfriends, you know what would happen..."
Guy 1: "Long distance brolationship. Bro, I hope that never happens to us."
*man hug*
by c&o December 22, 2012
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Gathering, group, collection, or convention of broski's. Often times one must earn the right to be welcomed into a brovention by putting up with being the runt of every joke.
by lawofbroski February 18, 2011
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Friend: Totally called for, he definitely violated the Bro Code.
Friend: Totally called for, he definitely violated the Bro Code.
by Orphan Stomper November 30, 2010
Get the Brobation mug.Noun. The state of a bro who has recently committed a shady act, such as brotrayal, and apologized, but is awaiting brotal reconciliation. In other words the bro in question is viewed apprehensively by his fellow bros to verify that the bro is not in fact a douche.
"I was in a tiffy that Winsent lied to me about going to the polo match with Rodolpho. He apologized to me, which I appreciated, but he is on requisite brobation."
by JIMMYMACKCRACKATTACK May 27, 2009
Get the Brobation mug.A non-sexual, friendship relation between two male best friends, also known as ''Bros''. Like a Bromance but not as intense.
by Sellix September 20, 2014
Get the Brolationship mug.A sum of money "lent" to a close friend in which said friend obviously has no intention of repaying, or the implied mutual consent of the debt never being repaid.
Michael: "Dude can you spot me on this monster, i left my mom's debit card at home."
Brian: "It's not like i didn't already give you a bronation to pay off the mortgage on your parent's house anyways, i guess a few bucks wouldn't hurt." *irritated grunt*
Michael: ^_^
Brian: "It's not like i didn't already give you a bronation to pay off the mortgage on your parent's house anyways, i guess a few bucks wouldn't hurt." *irritated grunt*
Michael: ^_^
by 3ndEr_IIV October 16, 2009
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