Broment

A moment between two men, usually involving feelings of fraternity or camaraderie.

After a big win, Scott and Brian had a broment and embraced for 30 seconds.

by Nancy Goldman Tate February 6, 2014

Broment

An emotional moment between men

After watching mighty ducks, Adam banks couldn't hold his stick up, I then was brokent hearted with this broment

by Kvera February 28, 2010

broment

A legit moment with, or involving, bros.

"Bro, last night was so chill, I had at least three or four legit broments."

by Matthew Fratstar April 18, 2008

broment

A moment where two (or more) bros discover a commonality or some previously unknown bond. An instance of bro-revelation.

An exemplar of a broment from the movie "Step Brothers":

Dale Doback: On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don't even think about it. Just name it. Ready? One, two, three.

Dale Doback, Brennan Huff: Velociraptor.

Brennan Huff: Favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to.

Dale Doback, Brennan Huff: Good Housekeeping.

Brennan Huff: If you were a chick, who's the one guy you'd sleep with?

Dale Doback, Brennan Huff: John Stamos.

Dale Doback: What?

Brennan Huff: Did we just become best friends?

Dale Doback: Yep!

Brennan Huff: Do you wanna do karate in the garage?

Dale Doback: Yep!

by manonfiredc November 23, 2010

broment

n: A moment of extremely bro-ish behavior, usually involving alcohol and micturition; the state of being overcome with bro-ness

John: Dude, did you piss in my laundry hamper?

Dave: Oh...yeah. Sorry bro, I was pretty wasted last night.

John: It's cool bro; we all have our broments.

by The Bling Dynasty December 16, 2011

Bargument

An argument between two or more people about trivial, nonsensical, unimportant topics that occur only while drinking at bar. Typically unrelated to any topical or pertinent discussion topics, and has no real emotional ties for those involved.

Example 1:
Dude A: "Tom Waits wrote Ol' 55. I'm sure of it."
Dude B: "No, the Eagles did, and Tom Waits jacked them!"
Dude A: "No, The Eagles covered that tune. Look it up!"
Bartender: "Hey guys, keep that bargument down over there, you're creeping out the cool kids."

Example 2:
In text message to oustide source: "I'm in the middle of a bargument- what was that 1980's film about the pizza delivery boy played by Patrick Dempsey? I said Loverboy, but no one will agree..."

by EazyP April 1, 2009

broment

(noun) An awkward instance between two heterosexual men who come a little too close for comfort, and for a nanosecond want to have sex with other. Usually followed by red-faced silence, brotherly punches, or light-hearted ribbing about each others mothers. The broment is never referred to again.
Used in California, maybe other places too.

"OMG, I think my boyfriend just had a broment with the quarterback!"
"No, football players always act that way."

(Thinking to himself) "Wow, I wonder if my best friend is still thinking about that broment. Maybe I could sexually experiment with him."

(Thinking to himself) "Wow, I wonder if my best friend is still thinking about that broment. I'm gonna kick that gay bomb's ass."

by jenomatic March 25, 2011