Brogeoisie

Bros whose assured financial security and first-class education does not stop them from shouting, drinking, partying and mixing with mere peasants. It appears that the social isolation common in bourgeoisie life is the main reason for bourgeoisie forcing themselves to take on this abrasive personality. However, the cultured sensibilities and affluent tastes embedded in their character by years of elitist propaganda is too difficult to hide, so brogeoisie are easy to detect for anyone with a good brodar.

Brogeoisie #1: Naw dude you shoulda seen it man, the fight at that party was like an Aristotelian tragedy, it was like Aeschylus's Agamemnon was being acted out right in front of my fucking face dude.

Bro: Uh.. who the hells Ayskulus..?

Brogeoisie #2: Um..ahemm... he means yeah dude it was fucking sweet that asshole got knocked the fuck out, I was about to jump on him but I had a complete moment of catharsis

Captain Brodar: Stop there impostors! No true bros have such an elite sense of Ancient Greek tragedy! You must be brogeoisie!

Brogeoisie #1: Damn it, they found us out, quick Horatio, back to Leaf Links golf club, I think i left my Cheetah's lights on.

by Mahavishnu August 17, 2014

Boogeymania

Scare tactics the Media use every day to scare the bejesus out of its audience, to improve ratings. They have to keep you afraid of something, so that you'll rely on them to stay one step ahead of the Boogeyman.

Q: What's the latest Boogeymania?

A: Traces of cancer-causing nicotene left on everything in a room where someone has smoked tobacco products, the so-called 3rd hand smoke.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 13, 2010

Broey

Behaving in a "bro"-like manner (i.e. displaying behavior designed to appeal to other bros in an attempt to look cool).

Often associated with behavior that is a little douchey but not enough to get shutdown

"Dude. That was a broey move. That girl was totally being sweet and you just f@#$ed it up."

"I know man but I'm not into that serious sh#t. I"m just take numbers and moving on."

by Seatiff March 24, 2017

BROGENDER

A bro that only identifies with a group of bros

BRO gender catch phrase Saturday's are for the boys
Typically male ages 16 to 25
May be viewed as fuck boy
Only responds to bro
Can only be found with other bros
Backwards hat is required as part of bro apparel
Red solo cup is required accessory

Fraternity are breeding grounds for bros

May have rich boy syndrome

Getting piss drunk and puking on your friends is normal activity

Bros sometimes fight other bros to defend bro status

signature bro moves are chugging beers and belching
May the bros be with you

I like brad but he's too brogender. All he ever does is chug beers with the boys

by SharDawg!! May 7, 2018

ghost bogey

When it feels like you have a bogey in your nose, but you don't.

Guy one: Oh damn! Man, I thought i had a bogey just then!
Guy two: Chill out Carl, it was only a ghost bogey!

by swagsha January 13, 2016

Cheese Please Boogey

(v) - of or relating to the strangest imaginable sexual act or position.

Guy One: Did you ever hook up with that girl the other night dude?

Guy Two: Hell yea, then she gave me sass so I gave her the old cheese please boogey!

by Master Exploder 69 February 26, 2009

Brodey

He is a Great guy. Super nice to his friends and family. Just a great guy all around but if you get on his bad side then you are stuck there. He does not forgive people that hurt him or anyone he is close to.

"Man that guy is such a Brodey"

by ghjklghjkl May 28, 2015