Britney Spears 

Someone whose next career move is to star on cakefarts.com

Britney Spears is so lame, the only way for her to succeed is to audition for cakefarts.com and fart on a cake

Britney Spears by Schongerberger October 20, 2008

Britney Spears 

When you go into a downward spiral & start shaving your head bald and go into rehab.

omfg!!!! that dude just pulled a britney spears!!!! lol

Britney Spears by Wild since 1986 April 21, 2007

Britney Spears 

Everytime I look at her I cry... literally.

Britney Spears: La la la, I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world, My boobs are plastic, IT'S FANTASTIC!

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Britney Spears by Rozze September 3, 2008

Britney Spears 

The Queen Of All Sluts..."Maybe"

EW Britney Spears Just Kissed Madonna

Britney Spears by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008

Britney Spears 

friggin bitch that would end up naked on the tv very soon..

Britney Spears is going on a break..good riddance..

Britney Spears by mcflymad December 10, 2004

Britney Spears 

An artistically useless pop singer who relied on the "naughty Catholic schoolgirl" image to skyrocket her to fame, and even claimed to be virginal and pure, before going all slut on America and producing millions of pre-teen skanks. She is now married to America's number one wigger. (See Kevin Federline.)

Friend: Remember when we used to own Britney Spears dolls?
Me: Yeah, but then we got brains, cut off all the dolls' hair, and dismembered the damn things.

Britney Spears by Quack Quack May 25, 2006

Britney Spears 

Someone whose next career move is to star on cakefarts.com

Britney Spears is so lame, the only way for her to succeed is to audition for cakefarts.com and fart on a cake

Britney Spears by Schongerberger October 20, 2008