Britney

She's that girl who is a pig but a sick pig who laughs at all your jokes about Italians. She at times may get sad and mad but deep down is a very happy person. She's very very lazy tho.

Britney is that person you want at your wedding but not at a kids party

by Yeeticus 723 November 28, 2019

Britney

A type of haircut for a woman, which involves completely shaving off

im going to ask for the Britney

Im going to have the britney done

by Tom1702 October 20, 2008

Britney

A hoe who sucks amazing dick. 😉

Guy 1: yo that girl gave me the best bj ever last night.
Guy2: she must be a Britney.

by Lolsputa May 25, 2016

Britney

An light insult, used mainly on a male

"Move britney"

"Oi, britney..."

by The guy who posted this definition September 6, 2005

Britney

A ridiculously straight girl. It's not enough just to be straight, you have to love shopping malls and the colour pink. There are two kinds of Britney's, the kind who will end up in trailer parks married to Chumbos, and the posh-morning-latte ones who will be bussiness women. They enjoy heels and american eagle. The trailer trash variety love children and them on buses, and the posh variety hate kids and plan to never have any.

Hillary Duff is a Britney

by Lucithevampire August 19, 2006

Britney

1) A word stating an action of major stupidity.
2) A word stating the act of having a breakdown.
3) Bad parenting.

1A) That chick is pulling a Britney...Someone cover her up!
1B) That was a Britney thing to say!
2) That girl needs to be calmed down she's totally pulling a Britney.
3) That lady left her kids in the car in this heat! Hey Miss Spears come get your kids!

by Mikel Jordia January 16, 2008

Britney

You are very lucky to have a smart, caring, sexy, intelligent, small, fit britney in your life. If you ever come across a Britney treat her with respect and love her with all your heart. Britneys can sometimes mess up badly but always forgive them after all they always make sure not to make the same mistake twice. Britneys tend to feel shame much when being told off and they always try to stay positive and happy. If you ever see a britney upset talk to her as she never normally is upset. Britneys always need love and affection especially off of a loving, caring boy or girl. Britneys normally go with boys with very popular names (e.g Jack). Break a britneys trust you will never get it back again so be careful. Break a britneys heart then watch your back, her friends are against you and after you

Britneys are beautiful.

by Britney the heart broken October 17, 2018