bristolized

Bristolized ~ Verb:

Resembling or embodying the destructive nature of races at Bristol Motor Speedway and Dragway.

My car was bristolized in a fenderbender.

My face was bristolized by the wonderful sunny weather.

I am gonna bristolize your face with my fist.

by lee trout August 25, 2006

bristol

When you f%#k up royally in life and get rewarded for it. Derived from Bristol Palin, a moron who turned an unplanned pregnancy into a career.

I beat up a homeless guy once, but a boxing manager saw it & I got a job! Totally bristoled that one!

by JMo1983 June 2, 2011

bristol

A small city which is divided over SW Virginia/NE Tennessee via State Street. It has a NASCAR track, and thus is the bane of many existences for a few weekends a year, because out of town race people are crazy drivers, rude customers and frequently drunk in public.

Residents frequently complain of there being nothing to do there, but this is only because they don't live in any of the surrounding towns.

Quit your bitching. Bristol is where Abingdonians go to have fun.

by maryla September 30, 2007

bristoling

Engaging in random sexual intercourse without a condom.

Dude, if you keep bristoling Jesse you'll end up like Levi but with VD and no book options.

by chitowncarl April 24, 2009

bristol

a big city, very yucky, but like all large English cities, wealth bilt on the slave trade, not that ne on would admit it. theres the docks, a tower and tons of satues when you find traffic cones, some crappy fountins, which mostly contain bubbles. theres a mall and also a city center, with more shops (average highstreet names)The city is broken down in to sevral areas each varing in population types and scummyness. ranging from clifton, a posh place where people love the smell of there own farts, to other areas such as southmead, which has a hospital and an average family iq of 12. Bristol is also multi cultural, thisis limited to a few choise areas, like st pauls, and east ville. there are also lots of works from isanbard kingdom brunell, and the guy who played darth vader is from southmeed.

Bristol were pirates once came from.

by missvelika July 13, 2006

bristoled

getting knocked up as a teen

man have you seen cindy lately? shes looking like she got bristoled!

by massacard June 16, 2009

bristol pusher

An imfamous serial killer, targeting Bristol (UK). Their method involves pushing drunken men and women into canals, and watching them drown.

Several people have claimed to know who the killer is on Twitch and YouTube.

The Bristol Pusher has struck again. Duncan Jones found dead beneath his flat, after traveling home with a sinister, slender man in polo-neck and glasses.

by petrolhead2000 January 4, 2019