bristol

bristol is a city in the southwest of England and the home of ket and raves. Most people go there to get smashed on a Saturday night. They have some of the best festivals, clubs and raves and the people are pretty chill too. You'll most likely find teens skating and smoking weed and uni students dressing poor.

"mate I wanna get pissed"
"lets head to bristol"

by dannydevitoslefttoe May 8, 2020

brishitish

basically english except its used in united kingdom

"hey mates im bri'ish"
"stop speaking brishitish"

by ifnitninitenithatheth July 28, 2023

Bristol Meth

Methedrone. Tomato plant food that was first used recreationally in Bristol.

You got any Bristol Meth mate? No, do I look like a tomato grower?

by Sparky Panel November 15, 2009

bistitchual

The ability to create stitches in two crafts, e.g. knitting and crocheting.

Alena is bistitchual; she can both crochet and knit.
Penelope is not bistitchual; she can only knit.

by Buters March 18, 2011

bristee

The coolest, most amazing person you will ever meet. Never a dull moment around her, consider yourself blessed to even walk in her presence!

So i met this girl today, Bristee, and she's probably the best thing that has ever happened and will happen to me!

by airldaf June 2, 2008

Bristol Factor

The scale used to rate shit in hardness
10-painful rock
1-sloppy joe

oh I got a Bristol Factor 2 just now. I had to wipe for half an hour

by TJ Baxter March 4, 2009

Bristol Palin

A description of the situation when one accidentally impregnates the daughter/family member of someone politically known/vaguely important e.g. the story of the original Bristol Palin.

Usually results in said male being forced into a 'happy marriage' with the victim of Bristol-Palinism to save face, since so many politicians oppose abortion.

Generic male 1: "Dude I was totally boning President Obama's niece last week and now she rings telling me she's preggers."

Generic male 2: "Oh shiiiiiit you're screwed! Why the fuck did you go and Bristol Palin that bitch?"

Generic male 1: "Dunno but have a good life."

by Dr. Torn Face October 3, 2010