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Blackout Brine

Also known as Captain Morgan 100 Proof. Named for it's propensity to cause those who drink it to lose all recollection of what they did the previous night.
After drinking half a handle of Blackout Brine I made love to the toilet for 2 hours straight.
by mr. cohol September 28, 2009
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Vagina Brine

The sweet, sweet nectar milked from a plump vagina. The characteristically salty dew is often milked from a tasty looking snoot snout into a gravy boat.

Typically, at this point you would bathe your tasty, tasty meat chunks in the brine in order to maximise the vulva sensation and whiten teeth.

Not to be confused with pickled coupons.
Noun:
"I can't believe Maurice Miller said my Vagina Brine was bitter and bland, he knows for a fact that my juice is the spiciest and most succulent in all the fire station!"

"The man with Vagina Brine in his moustache has some very nice trousers, I wonder if he'd trade them for my pointy axe that is brown?" Asked Jenny Cuntingham.

My penis feels very soft after soaking in your Vagina Brine.
by Gary Berghoff! March 30, 2009
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Penis Brine

a concoction extracted from the sweat of the human male nerds ball sack, donkey cum, wombat dingleberries and Habanero pepper used to prepare the reeds of the Bassoon and Trumpet mouthpieces.
My friend Jonny B. always mixes a fresh batch of Penis Brine prior to playing his Trumpet or Bassoon with his friends from Upstate New York or California.
by I <3 Pinatas January 21, 2011
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Cock brine

The clear liquid secreted from a penis when the man is extremely aroused
How dirty is she? Well, for starters she squeezed my cock brine on to her lips and played with it.

That was one of her things, she liked to jerk me off and use her fingers to play with my cock brine.
by Solarcero_de_Rais November 7, 2018
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Panty Brine

The salty panty liquid that has been marinating meat in order to reduce gaminess and to tenderize.
She’s been waiting for you billy. She has been soaking in her own panty brine for several hours now.
by Ponyo September 15, 2020
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Bum brine

Left over, watery liquid residue following a bum wee. Can be mixed with sweat in its fermented state. Often, when over saturated, trases of urine can also be found in the brew
Cor, Ive got awful bum brine after those singha beers and house special vindaloo last night
by Crockodile Dundavies November 13, 2022
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