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brandank 

Some of the finest dank around. A namebrand weed. Generally smells quite potent, leaves crystals on the inside of the bag, and costs more than $100 a 1/4. Sour Diesel, AK-47, White Widow, Silver Haze, ETC........
That is some of the best dank i have ever smoked. That has to be some of that brandank!
brandank by bestdank March 8, 2007
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braindance 

Braindance is a genre of electronic music heavily inspired by acid techno and IDM. Braindance songs typically have a moderate-fast tempo, analogue-sounding synths (including the 303 or a clone of its sound), and analogue drum machine sounds or breakbeats.
Aphex Twin is the one of most well-known and acclaimed braindance musicians.
braindance by lempamo August 17, 2020

Branding Asshole 

The stupid wastes of sperm & eggs that judge people by their appearance, occupation, hobbies, music taste etc. They often categorise people into a culture/sub-culture, & define them on the basis of their own shallow perspective. Alot of them post these definitions on urban dictionary.
Branding Asshole #1: That guy is so skinny, his hairs messy, he’s into art & bands that no one has ever heard of ... he’s such an indie fag.

Branding Asshole #2: But I saw him surfing the other day. Indie boys don’t surf!

Branding Asshole #3: I know! Surfers are just idiots who wear bright coloured tees & board shorts, even when their not on the beach & they usually have bleached hair. They also listen to pop rock bands like ‘All American Rejects’.

Branding Asshole #4: But I saw a song from The All American Rejects on the indie guys Ipod!

Branding Asshole #5: He must be a ‘scenester’ then.

Branding Asshole #6: I heard his girlfriends a indie chick. She wears vintage clothing & shit & likes to read alot.

Branding Asshole #7: I saw her shopping at ‘Supre’ the other day ...

Branding Asshole #8: She’s such a wannabe then.

Normal OPEN-MINDED person: You guys, are pathetic.

The point is kiddos, if a person does certain things that would make other people identify that person with a sub-culture, & then do something that would contradict the normal atmosphere of that subculture, they shouldn’t be labelled ‘indie’ or ‘surfie’ or ‘scenester’ (whatever the fuck that is). You can’t just define a person on superficialities, because in turn your defining YOURSELF as a superficial person. I listen to some indie bands & at the same time listen to other music that I enjoy, such as Chris brown! I love art & I love reading but I also like watching meaningless chick flicks. I wear what I think looks nice, & what I feel comfortable in, & don’t obsess over making myself look like an individual. You Branding Assholes out there might label me as some sort of wannabe (because that’s just what you do), but I define myself, for myself, & I don’t see myself as belonging to any of those stupid stereotypes.
Branding Asshole by Kaisar January 9, 2009

The Great Brandini

The act of ramming a hot poker in your girl's ass while she licks your testicles. Then you perform a magic trick after she has passed out.
I am so fucking cool. I just pulled the Great Brandini!
A godly man that carries himself with pride and dignity and loves only one woman. His sexual prowis is legendary and craved by women near and far but experienced by very few. He is the most interesting man in the world.The most amazing person that you can have a conversation with. A guy with a huge dick
The most AMAZING and most random person alive.
Brandin is the most interesting and random person I know but I love him.
Brandin by Bcasa93 June 18, 2018

whore branding 

noun. Generally known as the tatoo on the lower back of a woman. When a woman places a tatoo on her lower back so men purposely look at her ass
That woman is purely showing her ass off with the whore branding.
whore branding by BradT August 31, 2006