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breathalyzer

when a girl is giving you head and you lightly hold her head (so she can breathe) and fart, this forces her to breathe through her mouth (while your dick is still in her mouth) so she doesnt smell the fart.
the blonde chick had to complete a beathalyzer test for the officer.
breathalyzer by the December 26, 2004

breadheady 

Anything having to do with dead cats, or the corpses of cats.
"Did you see that bag of dead cats? It was totally breadheady!"
breadheady by Cat Woman____ March 24, 2009

breathany 

its like a maggle, but different, usually has bad breath
friend: "ew look at breathany"
other friend: "omg i know she was breathing all over me and it smelled"
friend: "ewwwww"
breathany by therealpowergecko March 18, 2022

Buffalo Breathalyzer 

A drunk Patriots fan giving a Bills fan a blow job.
Donny got so drunk after the Pats loss that he gave Tom a Buffalo Breathalyzer.

Italian Breathalyzer

The act of hitting a vape that is held between someone’s ass cheeks while they fart at the same time
Bro last night was a movie. The stripper let me hit an Italian Breathalyzer.
Italian Breathalyzer by erb519 January 21, 2026

The Alabama breathalyzer 

An act of oral copulation where the male(or w.e.)takes a goatsie(see def.)position. The other partner will then orally populate from the rear position.
"Dude the bbq was litty, your mom gave me the Alabama breathalyzer. And nobody saw shit."