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breakfast brain

The state that a woman is put into after being fucked so hard and relentlessly that it eradicates all rational brain activity and triggers ahegao face, along with a life-lasting, permanent sex fixation.
"Did you do anything with Kelly last night?"
"Hell yeah brother! I gave that bitch breakfast brain."
by hal priest February 1, 2021
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Quaker breakfast

The act of filling up a magnum condom with warm oatmeal and fucking it before lunch time.
Well I must say bro, that was the best quaker breakfast I've ever had.
by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020
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breakfucks

A vulgar but playful version of the word breakfast.
For the entertainment of our houseguests, before I was three. my mom taught me how to innocently ask for my breakfucks!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2020
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the breakfast club

possibly the best movie ever. I personally loved it. It was big in the 80s. The Brat Pack stars in it. Really good.
::kisses neck::
What'd you do that for?
Because I knew you wouldn't.
by iLUVu December 5, 2004
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Confederate Breakfast

A Bojangle's biscuit and a Pepsi, preferably consumed between the hours of 6:00-8:00 a.m. The staple diet of white trash southerners.
Redneck #1 You need to get you a Confederate Breakfast!

Redneck #2 I done did! Just finished my Pepsi and it ain't even 7:00 a.m. yet!
by Saint Charles Tavern November 15, 2011
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Awkward Breakfast

The morning after a sleepover or party when you and your friends have a really deep conversation and the next morning is so awkward because the only thing you can say is "So, do you want pancakes for breakfast or something?"
*LATE NIGHT
Kelly: I honestly wonder sometimes whether or not ill ever find somebody...
Marie: Everybody loves you, just embrace life and you will be sure to find your way

*MORNING
Marie: So... um... i have poptarts

Kelly: Well this is an Awkward Breakfast
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Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast

The Old-Fashoined Country Breakfast is a southern tradition: an alcoholic drink consisting of orange juice and whiskey. If you're a seven year-old looking to be inebriated by mid-day, Sunny D is a good substitute as well. Although for centuries it was just called "Uncle Jasper's off-limits O.J.", it was officially re-named Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast by the drink's main consumers, Nashville rockers The Daily Howl.
"Man, this Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast got me drunk as shit! I think I'mma take a nap before lunch!"

"You wanna go to Cracker Barrel and get an old-fashioned country breakfast?"

"No thanks, I got plenty in this here glass!"
by WhiteGuilt October 30, 2012
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