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Brainable is someone who's so smart/sexy/funny you'd like to do them -- at least metaphysically, anyway, 'cause frankly they're so awesome that it would seem weird to actually do them, like, you know like having sex with Santa or Abraham Lincoln or something.
Ex.) Carl Sagan is totally brainable.

See also, Tina Fey, Kristen Schaal, Jon Stewart.
by Harvey is My Homeboy November 19, 2010
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The mental attraction between two people that culminates in conversation/conversations of mutual fulfilment.
When two people understand eachother on a fundamental level intellectually, which provides mental stimulation to both parties in the form of brainal sex.
I really like that girl, I think she's so intelligent and interresting, whenever we are talking I feel as though we are having brainal sex!
by Moo Lavaca October 27, 2010
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Blatina(o)

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It's a term used to specify what type of biracial someone is. In the name, it literally tells what type of mixture that person is: BLATINA(O) = Black+ Latina(o)

A girl mixed with BLACK and LATINA is referred to as Blatina,
and a boy mixed with BLACK and LATINO is referred to as Blatino.
1: Those twins are Blatina(o)
2: What?
1: Meaning that their father is black and their mother is hispanic
by Hataru October 1, 2017
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brainal sext

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When someone sends you a fucked up pornographic image over a text message.

Combination of brain, anal, sex, and text.

It is essentially a mind-fuck over a text message.
Steve: Yo, chris did you get that brainal sext i sent your daughter???
Chris Hansen: Yes, I've been meaning to talk to you about that... why don't you take a seat...
by armadilloracer March 8, 2010
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Brainage

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(Bray-Nidge)

Meaning intelligence. Made popular by the comedy duo Lano & Woodley.
Lano- "...My wallet went down in the plane, jees, get a bit of brainage"
by Jaq_Shawty March 15, 2009
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BRAINAL PENETRATION

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When you find someone incredibly intellectually stimulating and you want them to penetrate your mind further or you wish to penetrate theirs.

Completely intellectual attraction, without physical or emotional attraction. A desire to be mentally close to someone.
The opposite of to wanting to pick your brain ie wanting to have your brain picked
"I met this guy the other day, he's not my type, but the converation is amazing, he really understands me... It's like we were having brainal penetration."
by Moo Lavaca October 27, 2010
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Brainal

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When one is skull fucked beyond comprehension - thus taking part in the act of brainal.
"Ah man did you hear about that lass that Callum gave brainal?"

"Yeah I did, she had a concussion for a week!"
by Derivedminds September 30, 2012
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