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Big ass and brass don't mix!

Translation: Brass stripper poles aren't for overweight butts!
Girl, no way in hell am I jumping up on that stripper pole! You know big ass and brass don't mix!
by talk2me-JCH2 February 16, 2022
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Police Your Brass

To clean up your spent round casings when shooting firearms at a range.
Make sure to police your brass to keep our range floor nice and clean.
by Xeon06 January 25, 2015
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brass band

An extension on the rusty trombone where a man recieves analingus (ie. a rusty trombone) and a blow job (ie. playing the horn).
Dude, I had two sluts up in the bedroom and they were totally playing in the brass band. Vanessa was blowing my horn, when Melissa started tounging my cornhole.
by Charlie Foxtrott September 9, 2009
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brass house

An establishment where a gentleman can procure the services of a prostitute, commonly advertised under the guise of being a 'massage parlour' or a 'sauna'.
Alright lads, fancy goin up the brass house after last orders? I think old Shelley's working tonight
by Loobstser February 24, 2011
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Top Brass

The top of the military chain of command, the ones who report directly to The DoD, POTUS and Congress.
The top brass are those guys qualified by regulations to wear the most bling on their uniforms.
by enkephalin07 March 2, 2016
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Bassy

Bassy means a long Knife e.g , machete , rambo ( London Slang )
''Man's ganna get bassy on him.''
by Woiiiii04 October 2, 2017
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Bill Brasky

A character on SNL during the early ninties that seems to have quite a Legend. Participants in the sketch usually consist of Alec Baldwin, Tim Meadows and Will Ferrell.

The skit takes place in a bar/a funeral/etc where we find three or four drunk guys (known now as the 'Brasky Bunch') yelling and screaming about all the times they've had with Bill Brasky
1)Bill Brasky once breast fed a flamingo back to perfect health!

2) "One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"

3)"I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury."
by Donahue2 June 7, 2005
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