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Russell Branded 

The act of being Russell Branded. When (typically) a man gets close to a woman by claiming to be a friend, then when her trust is earnt, goes in for sex.
Debby: I fell out with Rob yesterday
Rose: Why?
Debby: I thought he was a true friend but the guy totally Russell Branded me.
Russell Branded by Tootsagogo August 30, 2012

Red Eyed & Branded 

When a female responds to sexual invitation by pretending to begin perform a blow job, while in actuality moving a knee into position slam into the males genitals. After testicular incapacitation the woman maces the man's face. Optionally followed by "branding" in the form of minor genital mutilation to symbolize promiscuity.
Don't worry! No one else will want that manwhore. He's been Red Eyed & Branded.
Red Eyed & Branded by Qoylurani October 31, 2010

ben branded 

When a seemingly rhetorical question is answered by logic and reason. Named after electrical engineer Ben Brand.
Steve: Why does fire pop? It's really sick when that happens.

Ben: It's because water in the wood boils into steam; pressure builds until a gap large enough for the steam to escape is formed in the wood. This is the so called "popping sound".

Jeff: Dude, you just got ben branded.
ben branded by kilo6A September 15, 2013

Russell Branded 

When someone shoves their huge dick down your slutty little throat and keeps it there until your mascara runs a little bit.
"Hello Mr. Police Man ... I'd like to make a complaint ... I was Russell Branded over a decade ago"
"Fuck off you little whore"
Russell Branded by CoronaMan September 18, 2023
She’s hardworking, very smart, can be weird at times. She has crackhead energy. She gets emotional a lot. But she’s a good friend to have and she’s beautiful in every way. She thinks she’s not loved but she is.
Look, It’s Brandee. She’s amazing
Brandee by Ani Oop Sksksksk December 6, 2019

Brandenburg Bandit

While sporting a cowboy hat and bandanna, do a chick doggy style with her hair in one hand and a Budweiser in the other, thus mimicking a bandit on a horse.
Local Country Girl: Mark came home drunk last night so I ended up getting the Brandenburg Bandit.