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Brainsturbate

When the mind is self-titillated and excited to the point of arousal but without stimulating the usual body parts.

Basically, stimulating your own mind by reading porn, role-playing or other activities that require high levels of mental engagement and activity.
Reading posts on Craigslist's Casual Encounters is my favorite way to brainsturbate.

After my girlfriend brainsturbates for several hours, she becomes an insatiable fucktoy.
by Amber's boyfriend September 29, 2009
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brainless sheep drone

Some poor fool who thinks the only way to become cool is to seek out something/someone remotely cool (usually lame or tasteless, though)and imitate it/them, be it dressing in piece of crap clothes, listening to some rapper who probably dropped out of high school or corny country singer, speaking in idiotic slang. Their efforts are usually futile and they end up being lamer than ever.
If you want to see brainless sheep drones in their natural habitat, go to TTHS. I guarantee you'll see at least 3 before you've been there one hour, or I'll personally pay for you to find a school with even more of them!
by Shawn B. April 15, 2003
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braincells

Apparently, a lot of people lack them. Somewhat a necessity for human life, tho many MANY people live on with only half of one.
wow you have no braincells
by reilei February 16, 2019
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Brainstorming

Receiving a blow job while doing your homework.
"Dude last night Lauren came over while I was studying and she totally laid down the brainstorming"
by lamou1nr March 5, 2009
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Brainless

A backflip with a 180 degree turn on a ramp, a rollerblading trick.
That grommet just did a brainless!
by Kody_Bank's_Girl December 28, 2005
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Brainstem

A state, usually precipitated by drinking and drug use, that approaches catatonia. Although common symptoms are indistinguishable from those of a coma, certain individuals may inexplicably maintain random higher brain functions, such as speech, and sexual ardor. May also be used as an adjective or descriptor.
1. Oh man... stay away from Noodles. He's gone brainstem.

2. That stupid brainstem Billy just tried to grab my boobs!
by dayvudd February 12, 2008
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