Bright as Balls

A phrase used to one's state of being as superlative; amazing; awesome.

How are you feeling this morning, buddy?
Shit, I'm not even hung over; I'm feeling bright as balls.

by JacoPA January 25, 2011

Brighton Marathon

A once yearly event when a male travels to Brighton located on the south coast of the U.K. and receives anal sex by 26 other men and a midget in a single day.

Keith: I have entered the Brighton Marathon next year.

Alex: Me too. I do the Brighton Marathon every year! It makes my eyes water sometimes!

by JonnyFirePower September 20, 2012

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"

boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

by Crazy Uncle Dimma March 16, 2013

Bright

Its a word Jamaican used when you get out of hand

Yuh too Bright

Example 1

Sam: I didn't know you kiss a madman.

Pam: you too bright, I wouldn't

by dictonary-friend August 12, 2020

Mr.Brightside

Mr.Brightside:

Someone who goes through horrible times, and still thinks positive.

"Atleast you're Mr.Brightside."

by JADE*** afi February 12, 2005

brighton secondary college

Brighton secondary college, or brighton sec is also known as the biggest shit hole in melbourne, full of tryhard lads, and dumb sluts.

"oh he went to brighton secondary college?", what a gay cunt!

by zxsdcfvgbhnjmk December 26, 2014

Sea Bright

a DANK ASS small city in NJ where the boiz n girlz are fine, the waves are pumpin, and drunks are always stumbling along the shoreline.

Known for its SICK ASS sea wall and awesome houses on ocean ave.

In Sea Bright???? we must go!!

by dizzy-dave January 27, 2011