broadbandits

A group of ninjas who sneak into people's houses at night and give them faster internet access

Woo and yay, I have been hit by the broadbandits...

by Memma June 23, 2004

Cleveland Brassband

This is a combination of two sexual fetish acts.

It involves having a male defecate on you, followed by the recently defecated upon performing annalingus on the defacater while giving him a reach around hand job.

This is a combination of a Cleveland Steamer and a Rusty Trombone.

Thus: Cleveland Brassband.

Friend 1: My boyfriend shit on me and after that I licked his asshole while jacking him off from behind.

Friend 2: Oh, he gave you a Cleveland Brassband? I don't know which one of the two of you I'm more jealous of.

by Rusty Condor August 13, 2009

braidan

A really Dumb guy who always gets grounded, all the girls love him and he is so attractive. He always is on Snapchat, he is obsessed with his amazing jawline

Girl 1: Hey, did you see that new guy Braidan’s jawline?

Girl 2: did you see that new guy Braidan he is sooooo hot

by Hawttttttgirllll November 18, 2017

Broadband Bundle

A slang word for a homosexual.

Jake: Have you seen that new teacher, he's such a broadband bundle.
Josh: Yeah he's so bent.

by JakeB_YT December 5, 2018

Bradlands

Bradlands (proper noun): various sub-regions within the Southwestern US frequented by frat-boys i.e. "Brad" and similar names

Known for their party schools; outdoor bars with decks; general "bro" culture and various bro/jam-band concert venues

Examples of "Bradlands" include Socttsdale, Arizona; Boulder, Colorado and Red Rocks

by Content-ment411 February 21, 2020

Broadband Hell

The place where Internet connection quality (coverage, speed, and stability) is extremely abysmal.

Indon, U$A, and €urope, whether if it's part of EU or not are the examples of broadband hell.
In AmeriKKKunt, the Internet coverage is extremely low
In €urope, even horse can send message faster than the chatting apps
Indon-NIGGA? Whoa, it's the worst of AmeriKKKunt and €urope in one

by Sir. B November 27, 2021

Baja Broadband

An New Mexico internet service provider that is less than or equal to a potato

My friend has an internet provider, Baja Broadband, that is equal to a potato, just like hughesnet

by Supermegaultrabriskicedteacow December 28, 2014