boxturd

A bad Christmas/ Hanukkah present.

Man, I really wanted an X box but I got a boxturd!

by The night-stalker October 11, 2011

boxer condom

When boxers are used as a preventative measure of transmitting STD's. Typical use would consist of the latex-ed penis erecting out of the boxer briefs fly trap; appearing as though the boxer briefs themselves have a boner.

"I dont know bro that girl might have the itch, you should do a boxer condom just to be safe"

by beastmanrage November 28, 2011

boxers in a bunch

when someone is mad about and issue or someone and cannot seem to move on.

He had his boxers in a bunch because no one agreed with him.

by Dawgma November 10, 2013

Clown Boxer

Another term for masturbation or pud handler.

He masturbates all the time, he's a clown boxer!

by Gus12#$ May 3, 2007

Chew-boxers

When a female does not shave her legs above the knee making it look as if she is wearing "hairy boxer shorts".

my girlfriend was sportin' her chew-boxers this morning and I asked her to shave!

by stowaway July 24, 2009

boxerjam

Noun -

syn. for semen

Ex. (Spoken with southwestern accent) Jimmy, whats this stain on your undies? Awwwww ma, that's my boxerjam.

by swej slops March 22, 2009

boxer pad

An excessive amount of pubic hair on a women so that it can be seen thought her clothing

I normally like yoga pants but that chick's boxer pad suggests quite a bush under there

by mean-1 October 23, 2013