Bogman

Hozier.

Hozier is either an immortal (at least 2500 yo) and has lived in Ireland forest since the Catholic Church forced him out of his throne and gave him religious trauma. He gathers his power from Florence Welch.

He can also be a fallen angel incarnated by Florence Welch and she gives him power. His songs are how he controls us.

Maybe also the reincarnation of Hades and Florence Welch is Persephone. They took music classes from Orpheus and now have their followers as their modern day worshippers.

All theories are correct and I would not be surprised if he revealed them to be true.

“Who’s ur favorite singer?” -someone

“Hozier”-me
“Who?”-s
“BOGMAN!”-m

by I listen to jojo siwa March 30, 2021

Austin Bosman

A Harrier in MW2 which does absolutely nothing, more there for looks and floats around lazily striking fear without doing shit all. Sometimes throws you a bone and you become utterly ecstatic then die.

"Oh man I was well on my way to a nuke, but my Harrier was a total Austin Bosman"

by MW2Referencee May 17, 2010

Alex Bowman

Hack

Alex Bowman is a hack, he's an absolute hack

by .u November 17, 2021

bowman middle school

School is ghetto af. Girls think they shi and thick. All guys have skinny peniss. Teachers cant teach. Everyone dumb af

Bowman middle school is the worse

by Wthiswrongwithme January 14, 2018

boymanguylad

greatest person that has ever lived

"yo have you seen boymanguylad the best person in the world playing among us"
"yes"

by timetravellingcarrot March 2, 2022

kevin bowman

A thin guy with a huge penis, and an even bigger set of balls. Expert ant pleasing the ladies, and pissing the guys off. The one thing about a guy name kevin bowman is he can back it up both ways. The ladies will never for the sex and the guys will never forget the ass whooping. There funny guys, great to have around and will back you up in any fight. You cant find many guys that will be a better friend. The only bad thing about them is there short temper.

You know, Kevin bowman's the only guy i know that can fight and fuck in the same night.

Holly Shit!!! You see kevin bowman whoop that guys ass, then walk out with his girl.

Shit! Kevin bowman's talking to my girl, I really liked her too. Yeah there they go. That mother fucker!!!

by jersey girls united March 7, 2011

Bolmang

A man named schmalz with a very large penis'

Hey you know that guy he has a Bolmang

by cpap lmao February 28, 2021