Small-browsing

Small-browsing is a method of "stealthy" web browsing for when incognito mode just doesn't get you off. Small-browsers drag the corners of the open web page inwards, creating an air-tight, sealed window for the discreet viewing of pornographic or otherwise nsfw material, typically in a public setting. While the majority of small-browsers small-browse in classrooms, they have also been known to participate in small-browsing within libraries during lunch or their personal time. Please note that small-browsing should never occur in private, and should always be done without shame.

Tim: Hey, is that kid looking at porn?

Joe: Most likely. Would you look at the size of his window? He's totally small-browsing.

Tim: Golly, Joe! You sure are observant! Jeepers, no shame at all!

Joe: No shame, no pain. That's the motto.

by Scales November 12, 2013

Fursuit Bowling

Fursuit bowling is a common furmeet activity, usually organized by a group of friends. When fursuit bowling, the members of the group will dress up in their fursuit and bowl whilst wearing it.

Jake: Dude, where were you last night?
Tom: I was fursuit bowling with some friends

by KrookedKnees April 13, 2020

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball similar to dont know your ass from a hole in the ground a little more funny

you mister president dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball

by bluebear March 31, 2020

bowling shoe sophisticate

A bowling shoe sophisticate is person who dresses in outré clothing when going to a nice restaurant, such as leisure suits, bolo ties, and bowling shoes. Obviously, this is meant sarcastically.

Yes, Hector was a true bowling shoe sophisticate: he wore yoga pants, a university sweatshirt, and - yes! - bowling shoes with the size on the back.

by Angel of the Morning February 6, 2020

bowlingballish

the feeling one has when one is tripping on DXM (Dextromethorphan cough suppressent). see also: robotrippin

after downing a glass of robotussin and sprite i was feeling a little bowlingballish.

by bsffreak May 20, 2008

Bosingwa

To put in an embarrassingly poor amount of effort in any given situation.

"I'm pulling a Bosingwa at work today as it is New Years eve"

by rangersboys December 28, 2012

Doggy-Browsing

While having sex doggy-style with your partner, you decide to take out your laptop and use them as a stand as you browse.

I found some cool youtube videos while I was "doggy-browsing" yesterday.

by Mr. Sam-da-Man April 8, 2010