bowel butter

Human feaces that have the consistency of butter (moist and pastey). Tend to smear the bowl (causing ceramic mascara)

The bar staff were horrified at the bowel butter smeared over the establishment's toilet facilities

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

Jess Bowen

A SEXY ASS MOTHERFUCKER

person 1: "Did you see that girl she was lookin' finnnnne"
person 2: "Oh you mean Jess Bowen"

by JessBowenLover November 26, 2010

Bowel-Like Movement

An experience or thing that looks and feels just like taking a crap.

Dude, That protest was so stupid, it was a Bowel-Like Movement (BLM) for sure!

by Tacobaxter October 31, 2020

jamie campbell bower

a very talented and attractive man

jamie campbell bower:

me and my homies love jamie 🫶

by soggy spaghetti June 19, 2022

Empathetic Bowel Movement

An empathetic bowel movement is when a person, usually a male, has an extremely tough bowel movement, leading to extreme empathy and sympathy towards women who are active in the birthing process.

Oh man this is such an empathetic bowel movement. I love all women giving birth right now.

by quagblar December 8, 2013

precipitous bowel syndrome

A condition characterized by an inability to detect the need to poop before the situation reaches crisis proportions

Mike was banned from all theatres in the city of Chicago because he suffered Precipitous Bowel Syndrome and would often interrupt performances by leaping from his seat and rushing to the bathroom. The final straw, however, was the day that, enraptured by the performance, he failed to take note of the warning signs and consequently sullied his seat.

by Jasper Obama, M.D. July 15, 2004

Bowel Movement

The discharge of waste matter from the large intestine; defecation. In other words, taking a shit.

My mom calls me at work to check if I had a healthy bowel movement.

by Wolowitz' Mother December 30, 2011