Battle Horny

When you return from a difficult task, war, work, school, therapy, talking with your dad, the DMV, ect. Once you return to safety and comfort you get incredibly horny as a form of decompression from dealing with whatever stressful bullshit you just did.

My boyfriend came home from work and was so battle horny we went 4 times.

by Perii October 14, 2022

battle horny

Aroused by the thought of a great battle

Naruto was met with the sight of a battle horny gaara.

by Comictroll December 8, 2016

Battle Without Honor or Humanity

Possibly one of, if not the most badass song ever. You know: it's the one in the Kill Bill movies. If you listen to it on your iPod, it makes any situation infinitely cooler.

I had to wait in line at the grocery store, so I set my iPod to Battle Without Honor or Humanity and imagined myself getting in a sword fight with the old lady in front of me.

by Aqua_Mann February 18, 2009

The Battle Of Hogwarts

The Battle of Hogwarts was a conflict in the Harry Potter universe that ended the Second Wizarding War. It took place in the early hours of 2 May, 1998, within the castle and on the grounds of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

The battle ended with a decisive victory for the Order of The Phoenix (a secret society fighting against Lord Voldemort) with many Death Eaters and Voldemort himself dead. It was the most devastating battle of the Wizarding War, with casualties including: Lord Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Severus Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creevey, Lavender Brown, and at least fifty more unnamed who fought against Voldemort and his Death Eaters.

The battle of Hogwarts was the end of the Second Wizarding War, and the defeat of Lord Voldemort.

by qodrishollow January 24, 2017

Battle of Hogwarts

Any conversation where Harry Potter fans argue over which Hogwarts house is the best.

“Our meme group couldn’t decide if Griffindoor or Ravenclaw is the superior house. It was a real battle of Hogwarts.”

by Sarcasm25 May 18, 2018

Battle For The House

An unpopular object show about multiple objects competing for the prize of a house.

Timmy: wow, there's no new episode of Battle For The House...
Paul: of course not.

by Riles Morales March 26, 2023

Hom Bottler

The excretion of fluids after a very large animal is removed from the rectum. Nasty stuff.

"Man, I heard about that gerbil incident a couple days ago"
"Yeah the worst part was the hom bottler"

by Hom Bottler March 28, 2015