behemoth

Something large and usually quite revolting to look at, can refer to something living, or something inanimate. Also a metal band, and a large sea creature.

Can also be shouted out as a random chant for effect in any conversation.

Man: Urgh look at that fat chick
Friend: Oh shes a total behemoth!

Man: Dude look at the size of that pimple!
Friend: How big is it?
Man: Its practically a behemoth!

Man:So I'm gonna go to the shop now
Friend: Behemoth!
2nd Friend: BEHEMOTH!
Rest of friends: BEHEEEEMMMMOOOTTTTH!

by Simon Alnaimi April 11, 2008

Behemoth Dick

A dick so big it will collapse a lung...

by Wandy Aner September 9, 2003

Behemoth

A Giant creature, a Behemotrh is a big-ass creature...

... Jeff shoots an arrow at the BEHEMOTH.
Arrow hits it in the eye.
BEHEMOTH DIE.

by Private November 7, 2003

Behemoth

new aeon music
pass it on

Use Behemoth as a personal Jesus Christ in which to obtain Gnosis from.

by Urban Shaman January 1, 2008

Beshemoth

1

A beshemoth is a large, tall woman that is built like a brick shithouse. The feminine verson of "behemoth".

2

A woman of that stature that behaves like she was subjected to an unwanted chili-powder enema.

I was trying to get into the bathroom at the concert but the beshemoth of a security guard was blocking it!!!!

by LordKOTL February 21, 2005

Behemoth

An individual who is picked on mercilessly by his so called friends. Often four times the size of the average overweight individual, but always believes everything they hear on fox news. Daily diet consists of small woodland animals, large woodland animals, small woodlands, large woodlands, small and large city folk, small and large cities, small and large countries, entire planets, solar systems, galaxies, black holes, time and space itself and the unknown that lies beyond it. Has his very own gravitational pull. Usually doesn't swim as civilizations mistaking his body for new lands undiscovered will often settle on him.

Parent: "All five of my daughters were raped and murdered, cut into small pieces and fed to wolves!"

Behemoth: "yeah, but everything happens for a reason. A flower probably blossomed from the brutal raping and murder of your daughters."

by Damien marley cootenburry August 24, 2010

The Bohemoth

The pet name Bo Pons uses to describe himself.

That ship on Pheonix Future was a behemoth, "No, I am the BOhemoth."

by Katy Adam March 31, 2005