shoes on booze on

A rule for life: if people are going out drinking and you are wearing shoes you have to go with them. Invented by Nic Simpkin.

"We're going to the pub, you coming "
"Nah, just got back, I'm tired"
"It's the rules: Shoes on Booze on!"

by NSizzle November 16, 2015

Booozsch

In short, the combination of the action and the sound made when punching someone in the face.

1. To booozsch someone.

2. To be engaged in 'booozsch chinners' a conversation so bad and not-needed that it makes you either want to booozsch the person you're talking to or even wishing you could be booozsched yourself as an out to the conversation.

by Boozscher April 15, 2009

booze hag

A magically inebriated creature of the female persuasion indigenous to drop-zone bars whose morally ambiguous activities include: consumption of shockingly excessive amounts of alcohol at all hours of the day; a continuous fascination with simplistic distractions, shiny objects included; year round sluttiness that rivals the antics of spring break in Daytona Beach; an unknown source of never-ending income that fuels the always escalating shenanigans; and a complete inability to comprehend "what the big deal is" with any of the aforementioned behaviors or the potential consequences inherent to them.

That booze hag couldn't set up a four pole tent on her own but somehow created a fortress of empty drinks and broken dreams around it.

by jeramy_with_an_a April 26, 2014

boozegumps

noun, adjective or interjection

The elated sensation one receives after tasting a well prepared alcoholic drink.

Typically a physical feeling, but can be spiritual or emotional.

"Damn! This Caribou Lou is giving me boozegumps! It's so good! I can't even taste the 151 or Malibu rum!"

alternatively:
"This Caribou Lou is boozegumps!"
or simply, "booooozegumps!"
or "Dat's the 'gumps"

by niesser March 4, 2009

Boozel

To fall asleep with a hard-on buried between perfect tits while snoring lightly

It would be my teenage dream to boozel the hell out of Katy Perry's tits.

by El Drageon Jr. November 10, 2012

Booze Poos

Similar to the hangover shits, but it rhymes. The slippery painful excrement after a long night of drinking. One of the worst feelings is when you wake up after a long night of drinking and you have that pain in your lower abdomen and you know it's coming.

Trademark: Kt_Tonsils

I woke up the next morning, after a long night of drinking, and had the worst booze poos

by Kt_Tonsils January 10, 2017

Boozbies

A drunk girl so sloppy that one of her boobs falls out of her top.

Damn, she's got a major case of the boozbies!

by elexxxers March 8, 2017