Boris Johnson

Noun. Used metaphorically to indicate a state of such profound confusion and total lack of comprehension that the speaker is feeling detached from reality.

Some of the lies I see written on buses these days make me think "What the Boris Johnson is going on?"

by gav-wan June 21, 2021

Life of Boris

The most slav youtuber in history. He will induce you with his slavness and make you forever gopnik.

Guy 1: You ever heard of this guy named Boris?
Guy 2: No...
Guy 1: GO WATCH LIFE OF BORIS NOW CYKA BLYAT

by PseudonymThatIsNotUsedBySomeon November 2, 2018

Boris Johnson

Btec Donald Trump. He looks like a bird had their fucking nest on his head and hes a homophobic Islamophobe, if you support him then you need a therapist.

rahh boris Johnson is skunked

by borisisapussio July 6, 2020

Boris Johnson

(n, v)
Failing miserably and achieving the exactly opposite effect.

Building herd immunity in the UK was a Boris Johnson, with the PM and prince Charles both getting infected.

He told everybody to keep calm in such a voice that everyone started to run away. What a Boris Johnson.

by Eridor April 8, 2020

Boris Johnson

PM of the UK. If you support him no one likes you. He's a racist twat for example when he said that burkas look like post box slits - now look who's wearing one (a mask). He also made Brexit happen smh. He dealed with coronavirus badly.

"Ay yo who'd you vote for in the election?"
"Boris Johnson init"
"Fuck you no one likes you bitch I'm leaving."

by dick-tionarygrapher February 11, 2021

Boris Johnson

The shortened name used by British Prime Minister Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson in an attempt to make him seem less of a clueless, out-of-touch, upper-class twat.

John: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson just gave the hated Dominic Cummings a £40k golden goodbye.
Wendy: who?
John: Boris Johnson.
Wendy: oh yeah - that’s exactly the sort of tone deaf, twattish thing he’d do.

Matthew: did you know that no one knows how many children Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson has fathered?
Lenny: Who? And what sort of ridiculous, pretentious toff name is that ?
Matthew: it’s Boris Johnson’s full name.
Lenny: ah ok, it figures.

by A jolly fine fellow January 10, 2021

Borised

Slang for when a politician or leader ignores all expert advice and incites a group of people to sabotage their own futures with a bunch of lies and false promises to win a vote for their own benefit and disappears when it the shit hits the fan.

The country is screwed, looks like we've been well and truly borised

by casinoboy101 June 27, 2016