Boondoggle

B.O.G. word meaning uneccessary

You punching me in the damn head is boondoggle

by B.O.G. November 29, 2003

boondoggle

To have sex with a woman and intentionally leave her unsatisfied.

Can also be a "spurious boondoggle" when you have angry sex with her and then intentionally leave her unsatisfied.

"Dude, I finally hooked up with that tease and I gave her a boondoggle."

"Man, I banged my ex-girlfriend last night and I'm still so pissed at her I spuriously boondoggled her."

by Coasty March 5, 2009

boondoggles

Clear glass spectacles or glasses used to improve vision.

What are you blind? Put your boondoggles on!

by Matt November 24, 2004

boondoggle

To have a messed up head; perplexed or confused.

Hey dawg, baby girl had me straight boondoggled.

by noc March 10, 2003

Boondoggle

A unit of measurement.

How much you want o' dat? A boondoggle.

by Pretentious Illiterate February 11, 2017

boondoggler

A doggler of Boons, a Booner of Doggles, A Vince Karlson.

"Vince Karlson is a fagtoast and a boondoggler"

by Corey Woo June 25, 2003

boondoggle

A person who is dumb enough to ask the mirror to perform sexual acts for them.

Ever since Martin asked his mirror for a blowjob, he has been considered a boondoggle.

by Danielle and Nicole December 10, 2006