Bonedog 

When the shaft of a penis slides between the buttock's cheeks whilst avoiding penetration.

"I'd love a bonedog in the morning"

Bonedog by horny seeker February 21, 2021

bonkerdom 

The land a person lives in when they have been (professionally or otherwise) deemed as being bonkers.

My psych wrote a report about me that basically says i live in bonkerdom.

bonkerdom by bentalphanerd August 23, 2009

bonkdillies 

a bunch of stupid jerks, also an interjectory expression to be used when confronted with bonkdillies

Bonkdillies!

I hate these fucking bonkdillies.

bonkdillies by bonkdillies! January 3, 2008

Ken Boned 

When the media turns you into an Internet celebrity overnight, then systematically tears your character apart two days later after discovering you're a flawed human being - just like everybody else.

You might want to reconsider making that YouTube video. If it goes viral, you have a good chance of getting Ken Boned.

Ken Boned by ElectrikCoolaid October 14, 2016

Mount n' Boned 

When you crack open an ice cold dew and it slaps so hard and feels so good goin' down, it's like you just busted a phat glob of fresh churned love butter. Don't forget the marlboro red to go with it.

Gas station attendant: "Very good number 1 cold dew buy one get one same price! Mount n' Boned all day my friend!"

Generic low income white male: "Gawdamn right diaper head and don't ferget my smokes with it. By the way theres a phat glob on my $20, it ain't one them $2 johns."

Mount n' Boned by fat obese lady August 1, 2022

bonkers 

(adj) crazy, wild

Don't go bonkers!

bonkers by Aaron W. December 3, 2002

blonked 

essentially means to be high, but can be used in any case where the person is bugging out.

"Dude I hit the bong 4 times yesterday i was so blonked"

blonked by Eddie Y. August 3, 2007