Bonk

Sex with no strings attatched or a quicky with your partner.

Hey, fancy a quick bonk

by FishNeck May 29, 2008

bonk

a really long shit, the act of being on the toilet for an extremely long time

I'm going to go take a bonk.

by jadowo August 3, 2019

bonk

1)referance the act of sexual intercourse
2)to bump into or hit
3)old video game, featuring bald prehistoric boy, that killed enemies by head butting

1)I'm horny wanna bonk?
2)Can you go bonk the tv the reception is poor
3)Turbografix sucked except for Bonk

by Little j (of Flylife) August 22, 2002

bonks

Descriptor for the act of bumping fists, usually performed in celebration.

Dude 1: "Dude, we were just chosen to judge a wet t-shirt contest."

Dude 2: "Bonks."

by George T Harrison June 25, 2008

Bonk

Short for bonkers, crazy cool

Man that display case was bonk

by Sleepy_l3oy September 24, 2020

bonk

the action performed when someone must go to horny jail

Person 1: UwU hewwo *notices bulge* OwO what this? Person 2: *bonk* go to horny jail

by haha funni internet man September 1, 2022

Bonk

A highly potent energy drink usually bolstered with several radioactive isotopes, with flavors for two teams--RED, and BLU.

It's a favorite of the Scout.

Dude, stop using the Bonk! It's almost as bad as the FAN.

FAG QUIT USING BONK ENRGY DRINL!!1

by Furries and Limeade February 5, 2010