Bonjure

When some Euro-trash wannabe instagrammer tries to shine you on and doesn't know how to spell "Bon jour".

Bonjure! I am fuck! Check out my pics and vids!

by Madmonty33 November 29, 2018

bonjiggalo

A French male prostitute.

When sally was Last visiting Paris, she was approached by a bonjiggalo who was offering her a good time.

by Jem August 16, 2004

Bonjova

a. a type of tree that is located in africa next to the wild bears who eat worms for food; with a hint of mayonnaise.
b. some sort of toy that is used by toddlers under the age of 2 and 3 months that makes orgasmic noises; only sold in East Compton at ToyZZ'R'Not'Ussss'So'Leave!
c. another word for infected cum aka jizz; a cum that oozes green.

a.Did you see that new bonjova that The Vinoya Family grew in their front lawn!?
b. I got Kristine and Ryan the new Bonjova they are selling at ToyZZ'R'Not'Ussss'So'Leave!; they are gonna be soo excited!
c. Shawquanda's man leaked out bonjova; and she was immediatley turned on.

by RyanGirll December 24, 2008

bonjevity

The perfect match for the word smooth. Finishes the short sentence perfectly.

"Look at that car!" "Smooth, Bonjevity"

by Bonjevity April 21, 2017

Bonjouraille

When you greet strangers in two languages in order to be welcoming and hospitable. Illegal in some places.

Store clerk :“Bonjour, hi!”
Customer A : “Bonjour !”
Customer B : “It’s not safe ton bonjouraille around these parts.”
Customer C : “Oh shit, cops ! Run away you fools !”

by Cawrl February 26, 2018

Bonjoured

To be abruptly woken up by some knob head shouting in their sleep.

I got bonjoured by Will last night again. Spent the rest of the night with one eye open.

by Juk3sie December 17, 2022

oui oui bonjour coco

a way to say "hi! Ily and you're the best person in the world" platonically to someone named coco
this is the perfect way to show your appreciation to them :)

person 1: oui oui bonjour coco!

someone named coco: oh thank you <3

by ghosty vey October 20, 2021