dick bonging

During a blow job, it's the act of taking a hot load directly down the throat without touching the tounge.

My girlfriend said she hated the taste of cum. So I said, "try a little dick bonging honey."

by _kris10 May 2, 2015

Bonnie and Clyde

Bonnie and Clyde: the modern day Romeo and Juliet. THe 1967 movie of the same name talks of a couple who are bankrobbers travelling the country together.

Several songs have been written by duos with allusion to this, the most known being the '03 Bonnie and Clyde by Jay-Z and Beyonce.

Man, we and my bitch, we're like Bonnie and Clyde together.

by Blazevic152 December 16, 2006

bogie buffet

This is a term used to describe someone picking their nose and eating the bogies and or snot.

Alex: Hey steve look at Adam over there indulging in some bogie buffet......

by The Great Alfonso........ October 16, 2008

bongitis

to smoke weed so often that you may as well be diagnosed with an actual condition.

ted: hey doof, how did finals go?
doof: not sure man, i caught bongitis and haven't put down morrowind: elder scrolls in 23 days now.

by tedd January 2, 2008

Bonnie Situation

When you are already stuck in a particular problematic situation and there is a high risk of being discovered by third parties and it could lead you to embarassment, imprisonment, a smack-around-the-head, grounding, divorce, a severe belt-beating etc. Bonnie Situations can be a psychological burden as you are trying to get out of the situation as quickly as possible before you are discovered - a kinda race-against-the-clock. A Bonnie Situation is more aptly used when a husband is about to be found out doing something wrong by his wife. Only the very focused and quick thinking macks can cooly arise from a Bonnie Situation.

Example 1:
Dude1: Daaamn hombre! Your homegrown marijuana harvest is good this year.
Dude2: Is that your parents car pulling up in the drive way?
Dude1: Shit! Quick! Open the windows, fetch the deodarant spray.
Dude2: We got ourselves a Bonnie Situtation.

Example2:
Jimmie: Now don't you understand that if Bonnie comes home and finds a dead body in her house, I'm gonna get divorced. (....)
(Later on)
Jules: You got to appreciate what an explosive element this Bonnie situation is. If she comes home from a hard day's work and finds a bunch of gangsters doin' a bunch of gansta shit in her kitchen, ain't no tellin' what she's apt to do.

(From the movie, Pulp Fiction)

by NeverMindWho March 1, 2006

Bonie

A soon-to-be step-dad who tries acting like a father figure even though he's never had kids and calls the mother "babe" around her kids. Makes extremely cringy and awkward compliments. Thinks he understands kids.

"That guys such a bonie!"

by AntiLGBT May 8, 2020

Bangie

a exclamation that is used in a Sidemen video (countdown sidemen edition)

BANGIE IS A FUCKING WORD SIMON

by badgalemma69 April 22, 2019