Banteristic Mechanisms

Offensive and strong banter to be taken as a joke but often not.

nob : "Oi mate lets go for a cheeky nandos after JD'S lads "
Archbishop of banterbury: "Fuck off, like you can afford that you use a rope as a belt!"
nob: *crying* "oi my nan was on that boat :("
Archbishop of banterbury:" Only banteristic mechanisms ,trust mate lets av a cheeky nandos!"
nob: aight bruv

by BantaClausOfLondon June 2, 2015

Bonerific

Its saying "Terrific" but with a sexual meaning

Buddy: "Man, so how was your masterbation time?"
Guy: "It was just bonerific!"

by Jenaltals November 17, 2007

bonerific

The moment you see something that excites you in anyway.

Stacey's mom is bonerific.

Boy that couch is bonerific.

by Norman November 15, 2003

bonerific

adj. modifying something equally exciting and provoking and as arousing as when a male animal of any species "pops" a boner (a hard yes sensitive penis) when it is ready to get it on or "make love" to another person, animal, or even thing.

1. "The Superman ride at Sixflags is bonerific." (modifying the Superman ride)

2. "That 7-year-old little boy over there looks bonerific." (modifying a 7-year-old little boy)

by rachie April 21, 2004

Bonerific

When something is so unbearably good that you could almost blow a load just thinking about it, it can be considered BONERIFIC.
Synonmyms include, splendid, amazing, great, super, awesome, as well as many other positive emotions.

Man these fish sticks are just bonerific!

Today is such a bonerific day!

by CaptainBonerific August 30, 2010

bonerestic

When something is so good it gives you a boner

Damn girl,that ass is bonerestic

by piiuu December 5, 2017

Bonerist

One who is excels in bonering. (See boner)

Glenn Dorth is a bonerist.

by The Bonerist February 23, 2009