bonerable

When you are vulnerable to needing sex once teased by a second party, and not yourself. You simply cannot fight it.

Jonny- "Yo, let's hit the strip club!"
Michael- "Na, man, I can't. Ive been feeling too bonerable lately."

by gasti phunk April 16, 2017

Bonerable

The state of being of legal age to consent to sexual intercourse

“I’m 18, so that means I’m 100% bonerable!”

by Adolf Lincoln June 6, 2018

bonerable

when you are very vulnerable to get a boner

I am in a very bonerable position right now

by bonerable March 29, 2019

bonerblades

The part of puberty when a males penis begins to sprout large sharp blades against the shaft of the penis to attract a mate.

“Damn my bonerblades are coming in, they do be hurtn’ doe”

by Arthur, the horny42069 April 5, 2021

Bonerleer

A belt for carrying a large number of assorted dildos and other phallic objects within easy and accessible reach.

Etymology: A bandolier of boners.

Alternative spelling: Bonerlier

My wife: “If I ever have sex with a lady I’ll be confused and wonder where her penis is.”
Me, an intellectual: “No you won’t, you’ll just pull one of yours out of your bonerleer and use it on her.”

by Pleased But Sticky September 17, 2021

Bonerable

Being so fine, one can cause a spontaneous boner at any time.

Guy 1: "Man, you see that chick bent down over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she's definitely bonerable right now."
Chick: "Is that a flashlight in your pocket?"

by LexBlaze2x July 22, 2022

Bonerable

When a person with a penis thinks that another person (with or without penis) is attractive enough to stick inside of whatever hole this other person has (with their consent)

Yo, that human being is cute, they are bonerable.

by peterskeeter May 22, 2024