bond

When four couples all make out in a room together it is considered a bond.

Let’s have a bond tonight with the boys from California.

by faith.finy October 18, 2019

bond

James bond.

james bond: bond

also james bond: james bond

by woohan the vape god May 5, 2020

Bond

A suave, mysterious individual. Master hairdresser by day, superhero by night (well, from 4:20 onwards)...

Did you see Bond last night? Man, he was flying high...

by rogueassassin969 August 7, 2021

Bond

When the bond market sneezes the stock market catches the flu.

The stock market can then be impacted, either directly or indirectly, as the sell-off in the bond market can signal a shift in investor sentiment and potentially lead to a decline in stock prices

by Spock* April 11, 2025

Bond

To describe someone who’s actively learning how to reverse Chinese psychology in order to grow his never ending plants and get into Chinese universities

Bro’s really trying to bond his way into that university…

by Mexican lawn mover enthusiast February 18, 2026

Bond Cave™

A Bond Cave™ is a noetic mindset where an investor is scared out of securities and commodities markets and retreats into fixed-income, bond markets in the belief that the financial world will soon end. Because most fixed-income products take time to mature, those who retreat into a Bond Cave™ are said to be hibernating. A well-stocked Bond Cave™ includes circumstantial talk about accumulating tangible assets like gold, guns, ammo, and may include additional ambitions of establishing a personal fiefdom as a benevolent despot.

Did Mike get knocked out of the market? No, he is hibernating in his Bond Cave™, hiding under a table listening for scary noises and waiting for the sky to fall.

Or

I recommend a conservative position in a Bond Cave™, trusting to fixed-income, wealth management products to weather this economic downturn.

by EricTheOracle July 31, 2009

bond villain

An charismatic, brilliant, and over the top person, who is deliciously naughty, that people love to hate. They are often also dangerous or treacherous.

Anne: Oh my god Shaniqua, I can't you caught Milo Yiannopoulos sucking your husband's cock at your baby shower!

Shaniqua: I know, he such a fucking Bond Villain!

by _Lord_Byron June 27, 2016