Boiled Fart

(Must be done while taking a shower, in tandem)

With your significant other in the shower with you, place your hand under your ass crack, in such a manner that you cup a handful of water against your Puckered Starfish.

Then, fart into the handful of water; this is the boil fart.

Throw it in your significant others face.

(man in the shower with girlfriend)

Boyfriend: Hey honney?
Girlfriend (with back to man): Yes, sweety. *turns around*
Boyfriend: EAT THIS!

*throws boiled fart into girlfriends face
*boyfriend laughs
*boyfriend finds a new apartment

Boiled Fart by Bumslaw March 3, 2010

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Boiled pancake

A female, usually with the name of Aly. Her mom is awesome and is generally cooler than her, but she’s pretty badass also. Loyal AF, but wears boxers as pants so can’t take her seriously. She will beat your ass in ugly shorts. She’s a boiled pancake typa bitch!

You a boiled pancake type bitch

Boiled pancake by AmboComando August 11, 2019

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Boiled chicken ovulations

Boiled eggs, as described by Kryten in Red Dwarf (series 4, episode DNA).

Ah, breakfast, my very first meal! Boiled chicken ovulations -- delicious!

Boiled chicken ovulations by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

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Boiled water drinker

A boiled water drinker is a person wearing an invisible veil blocking any exiting or thrilling experience in life. These persons use hypochondria as a tool in their fight against arousal (for instance, "allergies" forcing them to avoid coffee and tea, thus drinking only boiled water during breaks).

Often, the boiled water drinker would have a nanny software installed on his own computer.

-"Hey dude, wanna grab a beer after work ?"
-"Sorry, I can't. I am a boiled water drinker, but thank you."

Boiled water drinker by Geozz June 18, 2018