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bofence

n. any abnormal action in any sport in which the result is positive for one of the players/teams involved
Freddy Mitchell, using excellent bofensive vision, snagged a pass knocked away from his teammate in a playoff game.

This is a bofensive struggle!

ex: a punter kicks in the wrong direction, a man with a jet pack deflects a foul ball and makes it fair resulting in a home run, the quarterback tackles himself, a missed dunk results in a 3 point bsket for the other team, etc.
by Jabs March 25, 2005
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Bosten Whaler

When a school bus drives up the ass of a whale, causing the whale to get very angry. It then rapes Ben Afflack, the president of france and a statue of Jimmy Neutron. When the army tries to stop the whale, it sticks an ice cream sundae up the penis hole of the closest ivy league graduate, while the army is confused about what just happend, the whale saves a blind person from from an angry kangaroo with a huge boner. The whale then gets the medal of honor which it then uses as a dildo. An 80-year-old transgender gets pissed off at a crossing guard and kills both the whale and the guard in a rage.
dude, i have a schoolbus! wana do a Bosten Whaler!
by thebostenwhaler27 May 18, 2011
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The Botten

In poker, when a player's two hole cards are a 2 and a 5 of any suit.
When Stevey peeked at his hole cards and saw he was dealt a Botten, he instantly sprouted a fierce erection.
by Mr. OFace February 2, 2005
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botential

"I hung out with Clyde yesterday and can already see he has botential!"
by MVar December 15, 2008
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bosten red sox

When a women shoves a white sock up her vagina during her menstral cycle to stop her bleeding.
I was out of tampons so I bosten red soxsed it till I got home.
by s1m October 24, 2013
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Bootention

The attention given to a booty you are interested in.
He used to want you, but you didn't put out so he gave his bootention to the new new at the office.
by NicoGregorio April 26, 2017
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boftmn

Acronym for “breathed out forcefully through my nose.” Commonly used as a replacement for lol when you don’t actually laugh out loud.
:Friend sends you a meme:

“Haha boftmn”
by Thecreatore December 7, 2020
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